Check if you're on my Whitelist, you never know

No luck ;_;

Fact: I am not on your whitelist.
Fun Fact: Mayo can be used as a sunburn remedy!

I enter only giveaways with games which l want to play, so if you want you can add me

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NSFW
A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had s*x. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they f***ed in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it.

Nope, but have some politics!

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I'll add you to my whitelist! Cheers!

nope :(

Well, i used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow in the knee

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ejem... Mister.... I dont know about you... but I have just spent 15 minutes joining ALL OF YOUR GROUPS to see if I was able to enter the WL... CMON! I have proof... PLEASE NOW CANT YOU SEE?? I AM DESEPERATE! LOOK WHAT I DID? DONT TELL ME THAT ISNT WL WORTHY!

So what's the difference between a pot of glue, a piano, and a tuna?
You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna!

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i daily workout on my bicycle for 3-5 km/hr because i believe in health is wealth!! So can i be in your whitelist??

I checked and I know I am not on your whitelist :0
and this is not a joke :P

What candy likes to laugh?

The tension is starting to get to me..

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Not a native english speaker... was very confused why all my wow guildies laughed, when I was able to transform myself into a drake that can carry an ally, and asked in chat if anyone wanted to mount me.. :s

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE MATEY

What kind of bagel can fly?
A PLAIN BAGEL

Is there a hole in your shoe? No?
THEN HOW DID YOUR FOOT GET IN THERE?

Two mice chew on a film roll. One of them goes:
I THINK THE BOOK WAS BETTER!

Where did Sally go after the explosion?
EVERYWHERE!

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Not eligible :c good luck for everyone :)

Do you know why the chicken has crossed the road?
Because the light was green!

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A flush toilet is a toilet that disposes of human liquid and solid waste, by using water to flush it through a drainpipe to another location for disposal, thus maintaining a separation between humans and their excreta. Flush toilets can be designed for sitting (in which case they are also called "Western" toilets) or for squatting, in the case of squat toilets. The opposite of a flush toilet is a dry toilet which uses no water for flushing.

can I join? :)

Wow, I,m on your Whitelist!........................................................................................NOT!

Damn, man... i got late here ;/
was at work. ;/
Anyways... congratz for the peeps that got in the WL...
Wish I can get into someone WL and maybe some more....
If you know what i mean... hmmmmmmmm :P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)