If you ignore the terrible atrocities they've commited and focus purely on their looks and personality, do you think you could be attracted to a dictator? Or maybe it's because of their actions that draw you to them? You know what they say, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac...

Well, now you have a chance to experience the possibility and to see the sensitive side (and organ) of a merciless ruler. It's an Adult Only game so please be an adult or at least act like one while you play it (the game I mean).

https://www.sgtools.info/giveaways/ecb00052-86ce-11eb-b401-fa163e0a8583
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1085750/Sex_with_Stalin/ NSFW

Good luck. Or as they used to say in the Soviet Union...

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Sexiest dictator

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Joseph Stalin
Adolf Hitler
Benito Mussolini
Mao Zedong
Kim Jong-un
Napoleon Bonaparte
Donald Trump
Coriolanus Snow
Joffrey Baratheon
Emperor Palpatine
Darkseid

did you know Darth Vader's outfit was a full body pleasure suit?

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???
seriously?

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i don't think anyone has ever worn an outfit with a cape innocently

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It's like they're just begging to have it taken off.

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You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with FiReWaTeR

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i mean he certainly isn't getting laid anytime soon with that ugly mug.

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wow I don't recognize him at all in that cosplay

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Another RLM fan in the wild, nice

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Spasibo, tovarisch!
Спасибо, товарищ!

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пожалуйста
смерть всем демократиям!

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Bump and thank you.

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The sexiest dictator is Zavimir Serdar from Battlefield Bad Company

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hehe not bad

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Where is Viktor Orban from that list?
I know for sure my Granny would pay to do her.

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Sexiest dictator

σ(゚Θ。 )Me?
In various "game" worlds, including "MMO", it was often regarded as the "representative" of "emergency situations".

It is likely that I was considered an "eternal dictator" by my enemies and negative people.
However, I think the "game space" should be open to everyone.
So, from the end of the "emergency situation", I tried to "take over the fun if I knew how to play", and one day I went missing.

People "dirt the playground and hate others."
At such times as the so-called "end of the world," I will come back and do what I need to do.
Doomsday for all.
End for those who desire eternity.
To convey finiteness to those who seek eternity.=͟͟͞͞( っ'Θ')╮ =͟͟͞͞💣

I think that people who can come up with such a mysterious word in an instant are one of the talents called "dictators".
(Of course it's a joke, maybe.)

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How can I become as cute as you?

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Hmm. do not know.😂
However, if you enter the keyboard naturally without thinking about it, or if you enter the brain waves as they are, it will be like this.

However, it is safe to make it easy for others to understand that it is a way of life (direction) that sometimes makes inadvertent remarks.

Sometimes the space translator is out of order and the meaning is exactly the opposite.

When I dare to be amused, I sometimes don't mention it.lol😆
In any case, it was about 1999? years ago on the Internet that I first came to be called a "dictator" or a "general commander of the rebel army."

In a certain world, I fought the "Knights of the Round Table" who tried to rule all parts of the world.

An internet game.
From the day they trampled my little house in the corner of the world without thinking to the end of the world, I wage an end-of-life war. (Launched an anti-world unification organization and continued to rampage)

However, in 1999, humankind was not destroyed.🌏

As a result, both enemies and allies collapsed, and the world was devastated to the point where people left.
Finally, the game ended with a horde of BOTs conquering the world.

After that, there may have been times when "attacks" were made to teach the "domineering strong men" of various Other game worlds that "there is no eternity."

A story like this.
(Or is it true or is it a joke?)
If you live long enough to have them appear as many times as you like, the number of "topics of your own story" will increase.

At that time, if you act so that you can say "fun memories" and be aware of it when you make comments or remarks, it may become "Cute".👀 

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I didn't understand anything you said here

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Such is "dictator madness".
There are some parts that are difficult for others to easily understand and interpret.

And "loneliness of the dictator" causes distrust of others from "incomprehension" and "alienation", leading to crazy behavior.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1085750/Sex_with_Stalin/ NSFW

Probably like a person like this.( ・Θ・).;'.、

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Whoa that was a magnificent uplifting speech. Thanks for posting it.

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I totally dont care about politics, because if you not brainwashed then you can see that actually both side evil, so not much effect on me which is currently ruling any country: so if you added Trump you could easily add Biden too (however Biden looks very ugly, so that could be a good reason to leave him out on this list)
If you added Napoleon then you could add any historical country leader too. All of his wars except one started as defensive war, he wasnt the agressor but then he just conquered the land of the attackers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleonic_Wars

Literally every single historical leader could be seen as dictator, just like nearly all elected leaders of our age, after all they positively discriminate their voter or potential voters with their decisions and actions but positive discrimination is negative discrimination at the same time.

On the other hand, at least one female should have been on the list, so I could select one too, but historically they not had much opportunity to be in this role yet, until the end of 20th century. Perhaps only one is Indira Gandhi (state of emergency in 1975, disabled votes, imprisoned opposition), if i dont count some female rulers leading imperialist, slaver countries + perhaps Catherine de Medici.

If would be on list, then my vote would go for Cersei Lannister, that is 100%:-D

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You think Biden is ugly? What about Trump and Kim Jong Un. They made the list and definitely not pretty. XD

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well, for me all on the list ugly, so yes, those too:-) Except Palpatine ofc, all bow to the Empire!

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lol

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Imelda Marcos would have been worth a crack.

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Yeah she didn't look bad when she was in her prime

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I've read that at first as "so you what to BE a dictator?" I'm wondering who came up with this game and why now.

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Well, see, now that Trump's outta office, every yokel and 1%er is thinking they can take his place..

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I think this poll is missing a couple names...

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Do tell.

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As you can see I am from Russia. And next to us is Belarus.
PossiblePsycho has answered below. It's risky to talk in our country today 🤐

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Yes I forgot to add Vlad. I knew I was missing someone current. I really hope things change for your country.

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Thanks, I hope so too.
And Belarus has the same problems with an irremovable president.

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*BUMP*

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What about Putin and Lukashenko? I mean, the former obviously considers himself to be sexy (and the latter likely does as well).

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Ah yes I completely forgot about Putin. Oh well I'll save him for the sequel.

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Coriolanus Snow has the completely unfair advantage of being played by the rather charming Donald Sutherland, though..I mean, that just puts Darkseid at such an unfair disadvantage- nevermind all those other individuals on the list who are actually straightforwardly too scary to look directly at.

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This is probably the only adult game I would play with two hands.

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I'm leaving this list here so I can see more jokes in this thread.

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No jokes from me, but both the Governor and Negan from The Walking Dead are pretty hot.

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Thank you, haven't seen this before :D

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im here to have sex with stalin,
please dont get me wrong!
:lol

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if I'm going JUST based on looks, i would go with Coriolanus Snow just because the actor is very good looking.

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Does Daenerys Targaryen count as a dictator? If so then yes sure. If it's just the guys in the list? Nah.
The real question though is... did they all become dictators because they were all so fugly?

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She was on her way to becoming one but if you're referring to the event that earned her the name "The Mad Queen" -- slaughtering all the innocents of King's Landing -- she wasn't ruler yet so I don't count that as a dictatorial act.

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Well that was the shark jumping of the last season but before that, in Mereen, a lot of her rule was pretty one-sided authoritarian. Hot one-sided authoritarian but still.

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I mean there were no democracies back then it was all authoritarian or monarchial. She still had a conscience though in Mereen and tried to do what she thought was right for the people. She tried listened to her advisors. She was conflicted and a bit tortured emotionally which is a good sign. A true dictator wouldn't give a shit and wouldn't feel bad about their decisions.

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All true. So yeah I guess I will skip the dictator phase.

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I am living under a dictatorial goverment rn, so a big NO for you, is quite funny trump is in that pool what a goddamn joke.

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Yeah you're right. Nobody but paid hookers would want to do him. There's a limit.

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So you're ok with Emperor Palpatine but not Trump?

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