be me
sees a new scrub coming
scrub talks to me
tell scrub he's a scrub
tell him he needs to do some shit
two bells, ghosts, skeletons, rat poop
laugh at him
scrub keeps exhausting my dialogue
fuck off scrub u got stuff to do
tells him i'm not here to chit chat
scrub leaves
hope he dies a lot
some time later
feeling annoyed
something smells awfully like shit
realized there's a stupid rancid snake snoring
it smells like an armored boar's ass
diarrhea incarnate
scrub comes back
realize scrub actually rang both bells
feels happy for scrub
fucking snake still smells like shit
scrub keeps talking to me
gets annoyed at scrub
realize i gotta do something about this shithole
some time later
rage intensifies
go down to the ghost infested town
humid as fuck
at least it doesn't smell like ass here
sees scrub making his way to the ghost town
tries to say hi
too mad to say things
attacks scrub
it feels good
fuck you scrub
parry scrub a bit
roll a lot
almost killed scrub
accidentally rolls into the void
died
realized scrub beat me
still better than smelling breath of shit
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I am Razull
Son of Hilgrad
i lived years of adventures
traveled all across the world
had many fights
had many loves
lived a worthwhile life
now as my life ends
i been given a great honor
i will rest in Sovngarde
where my body will guard the treasures of my people
the architects have designed an impenetrable fortress
composed of straight lines dungeons
and traps so simple a toddler wouldn't fall for them
and a conveniently placed exit, so whoever dares to enter this cave will not have to bother walking a bit more
nobody will ever overcome these challenges
time to have some peace
...
Dovahkiin killed Razull body before it could ever get up
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It's really simple; just write a short story or just a few lines in the point of view of an npc (or copy+paste one if you wish) and others try to guess which game is it. Let's start off with an easy one (I laughed more when I first read it than I'd like to admit).
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