How you should call Hercules wife? Fraucules. (It's about deutch language) Yes.
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Thanks for the train, that was fun! Here's a very bad joke for you: (Not in for Rats - Time is running out!, as I already own it) ^__^
The Horse and the Chicken
One day the chicken & horse were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, the chicken searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping there was still time to save the horse's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and as the chicken began to sink, the horse heard the cry, 'Save me!' The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift the chicken out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled up and out, saving the chicken's life.
The moral of the story?
(Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)
'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.'
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Wow, that was one long lesson. Guess I should go buy a harley :(
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I can't think of a bad joke atm, but not to worry I'll be back with one:) Happy cake day!
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Happy day cake and thanks for the ride
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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Happy cake day my friend, have a free bump! = D Ty
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Sorry, no bad jokes, I'm not the one who tells jokes a lot >.< But have a gif!
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This is the internet, you can always just post a picture of cute cats and everthing works out ;-) Thanks!
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Thanks for the train, and happy cake day! :-)
A bear walks in to a bar and sits down.
Barman says "What can I get ya?"
Bear says "I'll have a... ...beer, please.
Barman says "Why the big pause?"
*please note; this bad joke works best when spoken aloud - 'big pause' = 'big paws'.
so bad you want more? ok one more:
A horse walks in to a bar and sits down.
Barman says "Why the long face?"
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Knock knock
Who's there
Nice
Nice who?
Nice train.
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Really bad! Almost no effort at all! I love it! :D Thanks!
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