Steamgifts first HUNGER GAMES event announcement thing! (With giveaways) [Few minutes left.]

Some random shitty giveaways:

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/0GXuj/

http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/U774K/

Hmm District 13? where it is?

Seems like an awesome event! I will try my best to make it! :D
Thanks for doing this!

District 7) Yeliena

Added another giveaway in celebration of 500 posts. :3 (even though quite a few of them were deleted because some people were confused .lol)

Also added event timer so people can see what time it will be for them.

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My reaction is sheer and utter what.

Why can't I be a tribute ;_;

And why aren't bear and clown and zombie and commissar here ;_;

What is hunger games simulator thing :o

Damn, I already was told off for having to left one group of friends to meet with another group of friends on saturday... I don't think I'll have the time to squeeze in yet another group of online friends...

This one made me deeply conflicted about either voting for who I'd like to survive the most and playing the odds ;-)

I think he win District 7) PunasaurusRex

I feel left out...

Yeliena for win

Because it needs said

Will we see the love story of the last two?

Just realized this happens at 4am on Sunday my time. D:

There is how it all would be in my vision. Sorry for some spelling errors, if they were. All deaths caused by random.org -)

The game started. Some of the tributes run to the forest. Some tried to get weapons. In the first few minutes:
FaithNoMore82 kills Rinarin. IgotElbows kills bobofatt. Poor, poor District 3.
Soupinator kills MDuh and FaithNoMore82. Double kill! ozo2003 kills Jonex.
oddllama kills jatan11t. DeltaBladeX kills oddllama.

On the next day ozo2003 and Soupinator met.
"Hey nice work on the start. Two kills in first 5 minutes." - said ozo.
"You was good too, I see. Hey how about left our fight at the end? Who will do most kills will win in final battle. Without actual fight."
"You're reading my mind"

And shrotly after ozo2003 found and killed dhoomdealer. Soupinator found and killed mew2.

Jasmine Mccoy found madnessweb hideout. But madnessnewb catch him first.
"I will not kill you! I am not a murderer" - said madnessnewb.
And he let him go. But Jasmine take out knife and wanted to stab his back. But madnessnewb was prepared to this. He dodge attack. And after small fight knife accidently became in Jasmine's stomach. Madnessnewb left Jasmine McCoy dying.
"You can't hide forever!" - Jasmine shouted after him.
Soon ozo2003 found wounded Jasmine.
"Hold on, it's all be alright"
"I can't stand it anymore. It's too painfull. Can you do me a favor. End my suffering"
"No!"
"Please!"

Xarabas got to Dhoomdealers trap. But didn't died. He get out of it.
"Woah! Need to be more attentive!" And immediatly got into another trap. By mew2. Died.

Foxpile was with SexyJesus.
"WTF, Sexy! We are District 1 and still didn't killed anybody!" - said Foxpile.
"Look what I found! Its a bow!" - said SexyJesus.
"Nice. I know what I want to do!" - said Foxpile. He looked at him strangely. And KILLED him! His buddy! Why? BECAUSE!
"Now, call me Crazy Foxpile!" - said Foxpile, takes SexyJesus's bow and run away.

Tristetea find ozo2003 and prepared to die. But ozo just sitting and watching the camp fire.
"I just killed my friend. You know what it mean? Of course not. You dont know what is killing is. Now leave me. Or I kill you."
Tristetea give him some poisonous berries and leave.

Foxpile was in rush and found IgotElbows and mikagee fighting. He kill them both with his bow.

Zelghadis accidently kills Tristetea while he setting a trap.

AtomicWoodchuck met with crazy Foxpile. But he was already out of arrows. AtomicWoodchuck wins.

PanasaurusRex jumped from the tree on madnessnewb. But madnessnewb wounded him in the fight and leave him. Again. He didnt want to be like all of them.

In the woods met Soupinator and AtomicWoodchuck. They started to fight and both fallen into the trap rigged by... Tristetea! Yeah. Irony. Both died.

District 2 and District 7 stood facing each other. Yeliena kills zelghadis. DeltaBladeX screams "NOOOO!" and want revenge. In the battle, he kills wounded PanasaurusRex in front of Yeliena, and then easy kill stunned Yeliena too.
"Stop this!" - he heared someone's voice. It was madnessnewb.
"Then stop me" - answered DeltaBladeX
They start to fight. But Delta was exhausted because of previous battle. Madnessnewb win this fight.
"Ok, you won! You can kill me"
"I'm not an executioner! Look at all this bullshit! We all was a friends before, remember! And now this Hunger Games. We killing each other. Today I cause pain to some people. And see a lot of deaths. How can I live with it now? How can you live with it? Is it really what we need? I dont want it. I better die."
"Then you will die."
And Delta kills madnessnewb. He looks to his eyes. Madnessnewb says "T-t-thank... you..." and died.
Then Delta falls on the knees, looks at his bloody hands and say:
"What have we done..."

Can we use the first image in google images to be their profile pics?

Disclaimer: Quotes in this conversation may have been altered due to my poor memory.

Meow: "Who are you?"
Elbows: "I'm Elbows. I'm not that important."
Meow: "Wait who?"
Tumalu: "He's the Hunger Games Guy."
Meow: "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!"

Made my night.

Won't be attending, will be travelling, yup the whole day :(

If using bad rats rule 34 art is not forbidden, than the winner is clear - Yeliena

There is an option to add custom events to the simulator, maybe people here can think of some SG-related ones?

Woah. Wait. What? I'm killing people? or trying to? Am I supposed to do something?

would it be cheating if I bribed everyone with lavish gifts, vacations and blowjobs?

I also look forward to killing Puna.

Ok, Hideo has informed me on how this works, so no need to bribe you losers. But I can offer a prize if I happen to win!

If I win: I'll give away the latest AAA title!

If Puna wins, I will not give shit for 6 months. haha. suckit Puna!

Dhoomdealer