Below my avatar I've got a buzz saw crossbow and dual m9's.
IRL I know ninjutsu, Kenpo, Kempo, and Karate... I just realized how 3 of those start with "k"... Now pay me 100000000 dosh before I get pissed!
Would've been cooler if my avatar was Deadpool...
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What that's all I get? That took some thought you know. Oh well, I will pay you in invisible cornflakes.
Besides, it's true.
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It's a street sign that has already been shot at. It can take it, do your worst.
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I think my avatar will eat you before you even get to the trigger.
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I am willing to send you the $500 which was left by my uncle when he was accidentaly shot in Libya, Syria Afganisthan and the Gaza strip and then stood on a landmine, leaving only me and my half blind one legged starving refugee cousin. the money was supposed to be transfered to Mr Derek Smith an Englishman who was living in your country but he was killed the same day in a car accident and only he knew about the debt my uncle owed him. The money is sitting in a bank account and I can authorise a tranfer to you bank account as I have the same name as my Uncle, and then you can pay the rest to me, I will just need your bank account details, please contact me urgently about this matter....
WAIT one minute, my avatar is a pressurised paraffin lamp, shooting it would be a pretty bad idea.
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I have 3 other buddies here waiting for a Payday so, once you get the 500$ we will rob the money from you !
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Give me your money! I am holding a gun against your avatar right now! If i do not receive my $500 within 1 hour i am going to shoot you!
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