First of all, for those of you here for the giveaway, here it is.
There is also a Whitelist giveaway for the same game, so you can try that as well. Can't enter? Just go along with this stupid game and if you make me laugh maybe you'll get in!

Right - Now to the point:

It's a pretty simple, stupid game. Take a video game's name, change/remove 1 letter, then describe the game based on the new name.
Example:
Ark of the Ninja - What if Noah was actually a Ninja? In Ark of the Ninja you must be silent, agile and clever to successfully gather 2 of every animal onto a boat before the flood comes. Marked with cursed tattoos giving you heightened senses and aided by a divine being doing literally all the work for you, every situation presents you with little to no challenges.

Lets see what you guys can do šŸ˜Ž

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Half-Wife

In this slow-paced non-walking simulator, Mrs. Freeman wakes up one morning to notice that somebody has stolen her legs!
Try to find your legs and the person who took them, before you have to take the kids to soccer practice!

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POSTAL - a wise-cracking robot goes rogue at the local mail delivery center

PORTAL - a disaffected, murderous thug goes on a killing spree with machine guns, rocket launchers and interspatial transport devices

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Thanks!

How about Flame in the Food - Story about a disgruntled hibachi chef.

Or perhaps Grim Fawn - A very, very unhappy young deer on a quest for love.

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Metro: Last Night - What really did happen on the train yesterday?

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Mad Wax - Innovative waxing simulator.

The Sins 3 - You get to choose a sin to specialize in or go for the gold by mastering them all. You start with two sins to choose from and the rest are only available through overpriced DLC.

This Car of Mine - Text based car customization game where you never actually get to do anything yourself, but just read what awesome cars the game has to offer.

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Uriel's Charm - Uriel Archangel is back, and more charming than ever! Can you find a way to get together with him in the brand new heavenly good Dating Sim - URIEL'S CHARM?

Warphammer 40.000 - The time has come. The Emperor has risen again to purge the unclean, the mutant, the warpspawn of the galaxy - follow him in his wake in the newest game of the Warhammer 40.000 universe - Warphammer 40.000!

Project CATS *MEOW*

The Witless - did you always wanted to play puzzles, but you couldn't figure it out, how to reply to the topics with " guys I have no idea what to do?" Do you feel that finding the left slippers for your left leg is a challenging puzzle needed for a day to feel whole? Look no more! We have The Witless - the puzzle for people who can't do puzzles - for you! Features include mouse control (don't try to catch the cursor!), reactions to key presses (beeps) and single a big red button, and of course a victory screen after pressing a specific button ingame. Are you up for the challenge?

NOT A HIRO A stealth-action game, where you're playing with a cat in a shooter environment, delivering democracy pain gifts one shot at a time - the aim of the game to deliver as many gifts as you can before the server will have enough of the popups and will kick you.
Hiro loves to throw around hundreds of gifts in TF2, and people actually complained to him / kicked him for gifting too much

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I love the Witless - Greenlighted !

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Ball of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Ballroom
You play as a young shy girl studying at Lovecraft High, and on the eve of the school's prom she draw all her courage to invite the most popular guy around, Cthulhu, to be her pair. Will she succeed in dancing with the Lord of the Ballroom, or will she trip on his tentacles and fall in shame?

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Bark Souls: A game about ghost hunter dog defending his owners against the evil spirits.

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Winecraft - The bootlegger simulator.

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Move or Diet - An intricate game about decisions and action. In an era where most of the commercial food is unhealthy and gets us all overweight, our protagonist needs to make a change in his life: to move, exercise, go to a gym or diet, eat healthy, ration his food. Probably both. Sure, it might be a hassle for us to do that in real life, but doing it in this game is a lot more fun, so why not?

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Floating Joint

Floating Joint is a peaceful, free game about using a reefer to swing yourself gracefully through randomly generated spaces. The only objective is to collect joints, and the only thing that increases your joints is swinging swiftly, smoothly and elegantly without hitting anything.

(The funny thing is that it's basically the original description)

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I'm laughing to hard at this x'D

Alice: Sadness Returns

  • 21st century depressive girl simulator with first world problems

Blade Nymphony

  • Story about a disease with which you are turned on by blades

The Barkness II

  • The return of the dawg who never shuts up

The DBeer

  • Travel the world to find the best beer!

Devil May Fry

  • Welcome to the devil's fastfood restaurant

Lori and the Blind Forest

  • Because masturbating in nature is the best

Cocksmith

  • An alternative universe where knights don't use swords but iron cocks to fight each other

Slider Elite

  • Driftking incl.

Street Lighter

  • Terror and demo simulator

Winged KNights: Penetration

  • Well...SEX

much dirty minded, i'm horny, sue me!

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Alice: Sadness Returns - 21st century depressive girl simulator with first world problems

You win an internet!

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The Secret of Donkey Island

"Look behind you, a Three-Headed Ass!"

"Thatā€™s the second biggest ass Iā€™ve ever seen!"

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Left 4 Dad

A co-op action horror game that casts up to four players in an epic struggle for survival against swarming infant hordes.

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The Finding of Isaac, because it is about time Mom found his dang corpse, it is starting to smell.

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Lame Dev Tycoon

Replay the history of the gaming industry.

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Framing Simulator - Where you create schemes to get people in jail.

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Sturgeon Simulator

It's just an uglier reskin of Ecco

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Deus Ex: The Fail
...oh, wait...!

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You were suppose to change one letter!

Oh wait..

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Punless Sea, its not a very happy sea

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LAX pain. Stuck in LAX airport

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Polltal - A game about polls

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Dork Souls -
In your quest, also known as the Pissy Master Ace, you must one-up uncomfortable nerds who lurk in the gloomy world of Lord RAM.
You will have to defeat your opponents by getting access to the best gear and the best custom printed T-shirt (Prepare To Dye Edition).
The game is hard as hell but fair. Every time you lose, nobody cares, except a guy called "Lou" apparently, unknown to the player but constantly referred to by the infamous red letters on the screen : Lou Died.
(heavily inspired by Geek Mythology)

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This entire thread is gold but I think "Prepare To Dye Edition" is by far my favorite part of it :'D

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Billing Floor - File your way through countless waves of powerful and deadly bills and checks! Survive long enough, and you may encounter the final boss! Do you dare to ask for a raise?

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Broforge - When the evil Wood King threatens the world, the world calls on Broforge - an under-hammer-forging, over-heating aluminium based enterprise, dealing exclusively with hammers forge to fight world's deforestation ordered by the King, who had a different view of the world, where everything is made of wood.

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Grim Lawn.

Game about Lawn which wasnt well looked after,its up to you trim it,water it and something something.

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