First of all, for those of you here for the giveaway, here it is.
There is also a Whitelist giveaway for the same game, so you can try that as well. Can't enter? Just go along with this stupid game and if you make me laugh maybe you'll get in!

Right - Now to the point:

It's a pretty simple, stupid game. Take a video game's name, change/remove 1 letter, then describe the game based on the new name.
Example:
Ark of the Ninja - What if Noah was actually a Ninja? In Ark of the Ninja you must be silent, agile and clever to successfully gather 2 of every animal onto a boat before the flood comes. Marked with cursed tattoos giving you heightened senses and aided by a divine being doing literally all the work for you, every situation presents you with little to no challenges.

Lets see what you guys can do 😎

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Himan - you must say Hi to high rank people (as opposed to killing them).
Biosock (see the imgage).

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Lightning Reburns: Final Fantasy XIII - For all those who missed it the first time, the highly acclaimed adventure returns in this sequel.

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The Walk in Debt - He went for a walk to think about his credit situation. (OK, changed more than 1 letter)

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Planet Toaster (Planet Coaster)

The episodic story where the evil intergalactic empire turns its focus on building giant orbiting toasters that destroy planets with one snap, because the star shaped weapon with the same intent has proved defective twice in the past.

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Buns of Icarus - It's basically like "Overcooked", but in first person and in a steampunk kitchen, where you cook food, deliver orders etc. You also take care of the deliveries with your crew with your flying steampunk ship as well.

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LEGO Hairy Potter: Years 1-4 - Find out how much hair Potter can grow at such a young age in this epic adventure.

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how would someone even do hair in LEGO?

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fair enough, but how about hair from...other places? Like beards and such.

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You only have to buy the game for that. Stay tuned, soon on Steam ;) .

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Understood, I will be preordering it + the season pass

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the more I learn. thank you

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Bed Faction Guerrilla - They were just too tired to fight.

Boy, I could do this all day xD

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Need for seed - either who can plant the seed faster (Farming simulator with Nitrous oxide) or something very very dirty...

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Metal Ear Rising: Revengeance - The complete adventure of the metal ear ninja assassin.

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  • This jar of mine (homemade jam cooking simulator).
  • Garfield fart.
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Baldur's Mate - Epic saga of the hero by the name Baldur, who's looking for his drinking buddy after a week of excessive drinking and whoring.

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parental advisory
Dick-Ass 2 play your imagination to make the gameplay^^

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One Niece Pirate Warriors 3 - The whole crew of pirates reunites with their niece in this final adventure.

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Need for Weed - race around the city to deliver your home-grown weed to your customers. Be faster then you opponents to raise your earnings!

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dang. 2 letters :( fuck me.

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Pocket League - A game where you beat other people at sports while keeping your hands in your pockets

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"Final Fantas"
-Save the world from a soft drink shortage.

"Porto"
-The story of a construction worker that ate too much Chipotle

"Legend of Elda"
-Follow an elderly lady on her various side quests through the city she lives in.

"Need For Seed"
-An extreme gardening and farming simulator, complete with tractor drifting.

"Destin"
-Aliens have invaded Florida, its up to you to discover the truth behind the many retirement homes. Puerto Rico DLC coming soon.

"Ark Souls"
-Noah accidentally kills all his family and he must capture their souls and return them to their bodies before God finds out.

"Call of Duty: Lack Ops"
-You are a special forces operator in a peaceful country with no special operations going on.

"Allout"
-You wander a post-apocalyptic wasteland...nude.

"Metal Gear Sold"
-Play as an Auctioneer selling antique clock pieces.

"Don't Stare"
-The weather is hot and girls are wearing summer clothes. Try not to look like a creep.

"Rim Fandango"
-You're a fandango dancer who isn't making enough money to cover the bills and so you turn to the alleyways at night...

"Meal of Honor"
-Serve delicious food to the local seniors during a Veterans Day celebration.

"OOM"
-Spacemarine on Mars realizes he's actually a mage - but as he's out of mana (OOM) and needs to fight off the demons with various guns.

"ITman"
-Get to know the thrill of laying network cables and fixing computers by rebooting them

"ITman : Contracts"
-ITman quits his job to go work as a freelancer

"Order lands"
-A line cook simulator

"Ad Max"
-Now you can experience product placement and ads in a video game! Wander through the wasteland, repeating the same tasks over and over while enjoying ads. Fight your way to the final boss who will shoot you in a Dinki Di ad. Enjoy some Dinki Di today!

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Tomb Aider - cures all the animals that bitch Lara Croft shot.

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Orcs Lust Die - The game that shows everything about the dying lust of an orc.

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The elder strolls, in which you make a long walk. Possibly in Spyrim, a province full of james bondesque inhabitants.

Project Bars. in which you can build your own bars.

Red lead redemption, in which a alchemist attempted to create a new type of metal, but it went wrong.

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Zombie Diver HD - Try not to make a splash in this game where you play as a young athlete who dies in a tragic accident on the high dive... and struggles to continue in the sport after his undeath. Can you overcome your rotting flesh and heavily degraded coordination to flip and twist your way to the gold? Includes the Olympic Brains DLC. Now in HD!

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Hoot - owl simulator.
Ohwell - a story about a boy who doesn't care about his school grades. Or anything.
XCUM - Father Unknown - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mac Max - manage your fast food restaurant and let it grow.

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Poker Fight 2 - The simulator that teaches you how to fight before, after or during a poker match. It also contains genuine footage from sensei Chip in its Extra section.

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Mallout 3: Game of the Year Edition

Contend with other scavengers and various factions, as you try to race to get the best deals in this rousing mall adventure!

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I literally just thought of this, skimmed the thread to see if anyone posted it. D:

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A prequel to The Division then?

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Bust Cause - A woman seeks donations for mammary intensification surgery

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Mortal - This is an epic journey of a god that went through a Portal and became Mortal.

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