First of all, for those of you here for the giveaway, here it is.
There is also a Whitelist giveaway for the same game, so you can try that as well. Can't enter? Just go along with this stupid game and if you make me laugh maybe you'll get in!

Right - Now to the point:

It's a pretty simple, stupid game. Take a video game's name, change/remove 1 letter, then describe the game based on the new name.
Example:
Ark of the Ninja - What if Noah was actually a Ninja? In Ark of the Ninja you must be silent, agile and clever to successfully gather 2 of every animal onto a boat before the flood comes. Marked with cursed tattoos giving you heightened senses and aided by a divine being doing literally all the work for you, every situation presents you with little to no challenges.

Lets see what you guys can do 😎

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Sales of Zestiria - where i wait for more than a year to get 75% off discount
Ass Effect - Self Explanatory
Crusader Rings 2 - Play as Crusaders duking it out on the ring!
Tranny - Your mileage may vary XD

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Tapers, Please - is game where only MOST GLORIOUS HAIRCUT IN COUNTRY is allowed.

GLORY TO BARBERSTOTZKA

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Fad max - Bi sexual Macho max shoppping game
Dad Max - Dad babyseating simulator

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Harry's Mod - Placed into a world of wizards, you are given the power to do anything you want. Explore the world of magic as playable characters from the infamous Harry Potty series. Play Quidditch, explore dungeons, or even change the world. You're a wizard, Harry. The power is in your hands now.

Blinding of Isaac - Join Isaac in his descent into darkness as he slowly loses his sight while forsaking those around him that are only trying to help.

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I couldn't stop at one once I got going :)

Streets of Brogue - a pub-em-up set in Edinburgh, get through the night while avoiding party fouls - and getting arrested.

The Furious Expedition - you play as a man hell-bent on getting his money back, if you have to go to every branch in the country to complain, then dammit you will!

Viscera Cleanup Retail - well, not much would change, except you now have to restock the displays in the Willamette mall, one store at a time.

Risk of Pain - introversion simulator, avoid human contact to avoid loss.

Hamperwatch - manage a household of 5, ensuring they all have clean clothing for the mornings.

Vapers, Please - as a rep of Big Tobacco, try to convinve the electronic cigarette crowd they need to come back into the fold.

Please, Don't Vouch Anything - as an extremely public social pariah, praise products and people & watch their public approval plummet!

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GRim Legends: The Forsaken Bride

Ok, I do not want to explain this.

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Injustice: Dogs Among Us - I mean, cats are the big deal right?
Porny Island - A game about an innocent porny
Planet Toaster - A game where 76234 different varieties of toasts exist to pleasure you.

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Puny Island. You just stand on a tiny patch of land in the south pacific. It's the first in a hot new line of First Person Standers.

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Garry's Mom - how to use Source engine to build your mother
Gay of the Tentacle - you figure it yourself
Hen Story - search the VHS video footage of a hen interviewed by the police and try to piece together the story according to the hen's answers
Undermale - kamasutra simulator 2017
Deaf by Daylight - survive a Motorhead concert
The Bending of Isaac - stretching roguelike
Whis War of Mine - Dragon Ball Super bonus character DLC
Cow to Survive - Cowac's Way DLC

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Final Fantasy III -> Final Fantasy XII

I'm not good at this game.

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Risk of Rain - a walking simulator everytime you running you have a chance of dying.
7 days to lie - you have to lie to everyone in 7 days
Save story - A RPG where there are more character than save point

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Youtuber's Wife - the story of a woman's experiences trying to get back the attention of her needy husband who just makes COD montages for likes/attention

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Life is Stronge - A slice of life game about a young photography student who accidentally witnesses the murder of an old friend, but the trauma awakens her superhuman ability to hit things really hard (which also gives her a really bad fake russian strongman accent and outfit). She promptly punches a hole in time, travelling back a short moment to punch the bullets out of the attackers gun. This begins a heartwarming adventure where she reconnects with her friend, but also breaks various aspects of reality along with escalating 70's supervillain characters, luchadores and saturday morning cartoon badguys.

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Quadriga. Now it is spelled correctly.

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Guitar Nero
Shred while Rome burns

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A++ - a brutally hard platforming game involving model exam papers.

The Bonding of Isaac - think Isaac, but with far more BDSM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I would think he's getting along with his mother much better now

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Welcome back, no more HW?!

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Surgeon Stimulator: Get coffee to those doctors, stat!

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Dota 2 > Defense of the Russians

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Played these 3 games recently so here it goes...

Wubnautica (Subnautica) - Descend into the depths of dubstep and discover how to create bowel trembling beats. Pre-order now and get exclusive Senpai Skrillex DLC! (limited to the first 500 preorders)

RUTT (RUST) - The only aim in RUTT is to fail. To do this you will need to succumb to struggles such as hunger, thirst and cold. Spend hours upon hours building a shelter and gathering resources till other players throw a spear into your face and leave you with nothing. Stuck in a rutt simulator.

Hilldivers (Helldivers) - HILLDIVERS is a hardcore, cooperative, twin stick hooter from the creators of Madicka. As part of the elite unit called the HILLDIVERS, players must work together to dive face first into every hill in sight. Including ant hills, grass hills, rock hills, mud hills, sand hills and ice hills.

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Uddertale - You enter a world of cows you can choose to milk them or not.
Terroria - 2D Sandbox horror game.
Cocket League - The e-sports sequel to Genital Jousting
Tea Fortress 2 - Stop the other team from spoiling your tea time while collecting cats.
Grand Heft Auto V - Why jack cars when you can pick them up.
Tabletop Sinulator - Now with hot new Coffee Table DLC.
7 Days to Pie - You have to make the perfect pie by finding or crafting ingredients in 7 days.
Total War: BARHAMMER - Use your strategic might to dominate bar fights!

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Mother Russia Breeds - Russia has become over populated, there aren't enough video games to go around. Can you stop the Russian invasion of Steamgifts in this top down post apocalyptic shooter? Will the Filthy Russian Modifier's attempts to sabotage you by sleeping on the job prevent you from succeeding?

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I'd rather go for something a bit more cerebral.
Dead Space into
Head Space - Wander through the mind of a serial killer to see if he can be cured
Complete with non euclidean spaces, glimpses of the past, and a stunning ending.
You were wandering through your own head all along
Mood Music to go along with your dark thoughts

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The Wanking Dead


An adult VR experience like no other. Everybody loves hearing the groans of the undead, but go gently there, sailor.... These fragile corpses won't survive a heavy beating. It's all about getting their rocks off, but leaving their cocks on...

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