Tom and Matt were in the space station when they heard the turbulence alarm go off
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So they reach into their pockets for the magic space pie.
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-Wait! I'm too old for this- Tom said.-I'm 427 years old!-
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While Matt was listening to Will Smith's getting jiggy wit it.
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They shared their magic space pies hesitantly, only to realize they were both drugged.
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At that moment, a mysterious stranger stepped into the room, turned to face Tom and Matt, and said "Yo dawg. I heard you like drugs".
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Matt and Tom looked at eachother as they had both had the same dream.
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Turning his head to the right, Tom sees a strange uninvited figure approach their space station.
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...Turrican enters the stage and replied "Winners don't use drugs !"
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Matt and Tom told Mr Turrican they both had the same dream and Turrican said he was a bird.
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Matt asked Tom "Turrican is a bird.....but where the hell is my girlfriend ?
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And there she is, Tammy. When it comes to Tammy "the code is the same as that of the battlefield. First you leave no man behind. Second you must protect yourself against".
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...memes." For they are the absolute corruptor of the soul, dragging one's conscious thought to the uncontrollable flow of the collective human conscious.
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Matt asked Tom "Are you breaking up with me ?"
Tom "What.... ? Matt to be honest...She never was YOUR girlfriend !"
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Rolling back a few minutes before they got hit by a supernova vortex, Matt was cleaning his lunar boots using an asteroid fragment.
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Tom asked Matt "Do you remember the last "spacepig vs sandworm concert"
Matt replied "Yes,you son....(censored)"
Tom "She told me about her true feelings !"
Matt snorted with laughter
Tom "Matt...face the truth !"
Matt "You..son (censored) called yourself a friend ? " Matt suddenly pulled a lasergun out of his jacket...
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And pow wow pow. Matt misses his target and blows a hole into the space station. Air starts to pull everything out as the space station becomes depressurized.
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Both heard a sweet voice through the speakers
"I’ve been waiting in the shadows
Always wondering how you feel
Tip toeing around you when you’re near
And now it seems you’re holding back
You’re pulling away from me again
And I just wish that you would say
Something nice to me..."
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Many ships from the whole galaxy came to the ship only to realize the ship was failing, all the ships that were hoping for a party all came together to...
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...hear the sweet voice again
"It just ain't fair this thing called loving
When one step there and the other feels nothing
I would have done anything for you
I still love you, baby I adore you"
Could this be real in this dramatic situation ?
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All the ships crew cheered as the dramatic scene ended, almost forgetting that the ship was depressurized and oxygen also started depleting. All the ships came together with this one big plan to...
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To catch up with the intergalactic ladykiller captain. The guy wasn't the typical kind of captain, he was more of a shaken not stirred Sean Connery.
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With them they had brought copious amounts of alcohol, and so the great drinkening had begun
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The Captain replied " Sorry guys,this is not a Hollywood Blockbuster with a love story and happy end" This is the real life and we have to deal with it ! At this point the complete ship crew was already blind drunk.
In the meantime the oxygen concentration reached a critical level !
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Matt was finally able to restore the oxygen level to its normal state while Tom was making sure that everyone was okay. Afterwards they took the decision to leave the space station and embark on USS Enterprise for a superman fly adventure.
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On the bridge there was a big surprise:Papa Smurf as commanding officer ! He was reading a book entitled "Where No Smurf Has Gone Before"
Papa Smurf said "There are certain rules here. One of the rules is not written anywhere, but you just know: if you’re doing an action-adventure like me, you gotta have chicks on the show for the boys to look at when they’re not blowing up other spaceships ! Second rule: if the chick has a cleavage, she cannot have a brain !"
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Papa Smurf took a sip of vortag beer and continued: You can teach 'em ride a ship, but you can't teach 'em to grow tits.
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Matt first looked at Tom and then Papa Smurf "Captain Smurf,i can't imagine to be like you....I mean....how could this work.....a relationship between a Smurf and a real women...? As far as i know,you have only Smurfette "
Papa Smurf countered "Boys,do you really think size does matter....? btw: i have also two hands and a talented tongue "
Tom "....but"
Suddenly our heros heard a strange noise and looked up !
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It was Paptain Smurf's ego starting to stretch and distort the frame of the ship and the fabric of time and space!
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Eons have passed since mankind last heard of the evil Black Smurf,but now after generations enjoyed freedom and peace in the galaxy,the Black Smurf assemble again.In a sweep of terror the Black Smurf destroys dozens of planets and enslaves hundreds of peaceful people.
Their cries are heard throughout the farthest reaches of the galaxy.Only 2 heroes were left who can rescue the lost souls.Matt & Tom !
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But they weren't really interested, so they unintentionally threw a huge party!
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Should it really be so simple for the Black Smurf ? He left the room and reached the turbolift.His new destination was the engine room.The elevator stopped,the doors opened and Black Smurf was amazed.
Lead by the "red deer" (another space hero) 3 men blocked the way to fight for the innocent & save mother earth (btw:the last & final target for the black smurf).
Black Smurf began to laugh " You guys really think you could stop me ? "
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Isn't this basically the same thing as the other thread ?
https://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/EMBF0/stick-ur-hands-up
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A bit but everybody adds to the story i stead of just two people talking, who knows where this will go to.
Edit: I wanted to do this for a while but then the stick your hand up post reminded me to :)
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Is what Tom and Matt were arguing about while browsing Steamgifts on their super duper space internet! Also why do we have a turbulence alarm in space where there is no air asks Matt?
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After Tom and Matt got over the fact NOBODY has Tropico 5 anymore so they can't play together :(
They saw flashes coming from outside the ship as fireworks or missles were being shot at their ship, how rude!
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Tom was quite pleased to see the fireworks, even though it made no sense whatsoever in space and it wasn't even physically possible, Tom was not one to question things just because they made no sense, he was just happy that they hadn't forgotten his birthday after all. And so Tom disables the alarm.
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Tom then invited the other ship to dock on their ship after the fireworks and they were supprised to see that...
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But it was horrible, who knew magic would taste so bad? So war were declared. The visitors hastily retreated to their spaceship while Tom and Matt prepared their ship for combat. Matt hailed the space federation:
"This is the Space Federation, how may we help you?"
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"All your base are belong to us." And the transmission cut out to sounds of atomic rail lasercannon batteries!
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Just the sound though, they were just playing an mp3 file of laser cannons firing, so they were quite easy to defeat. Fortunately Matt knew about the classic play-combat-sounds strategy. "We would just like to report that magic tastes horrible Space Federation.". After having disabled the hostile ship they had to decide what to do with their prisoners so Matt and Tom look at each other and said:
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Both Matt and Tom are pilots so they hurry to their ship with their space pie if they needed backup.
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The ship rocketed off the platform and into the black void to face the menacing creature from a galaxy far, far away.
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On the way to their ship they realized that there is no turbulence in space and they were pranked.
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Then they realized they were not being pranked because the rebels were fireing at their space station because they needed magical space pie.
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Matt slapped Tom and yelled at him: It's a turbulence rebels, you stupid old "smartass", we must save the pie!
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A squad of rebels were entering the ship as Matt and Tom got into their ship
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Tom and Matt looked around, why did they decide to steal a rebel ship? Then they noticed the same confusion on the faces of the rebel squad.
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The x-wing was a little too snug for comfort as they both attempted to reach the controls from the very awkward positions they had found themselves in
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After a bit of struggle and angry mumbling in the background they managed to take off, but it will be a hard task to stay on course when there are 5 hands, 3 feet and a pair of eyebrows in constant fight for controls.
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These never work. It's like putting a steak in front of a dog, except the steak is this thread and the dog is a troll.
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The steak woke up from its lucid dream and found itself in a fridge.
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He had been practicing lucid dreaming and astral voyages, but the end was always the same, awakening to the cold walls of the fridge.
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"So I see you are finally awake mister Steak," mumbled potato as he popped its ugly face from the vegetable container, his skin horrendously rough and partially peeled from the right side of his face, revealing the white flesh underneath. "You probably know why you are here, don't you?"
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"Do I?" replied the steak still half sleep. "I'm trying to understand, what is this place? and, most important, who are you?"
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"We're the cast of that new animated movie." Says the potato. "And you're our newest extra."
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ok "What's the Name this Movie has ?" questioned the Steak
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The Steak replied "ok this movie is a great way to go famous" and helped the Potatoe making a Cable for the Camera
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The potato didn't have the heart to tell him he'd rot before the movie went on screen, so he stayed silent
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He then went on to tell the story of the great potato man that once said, "it's good to stay fresh".
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They laughed, then the potato became sad, for he was no longer fresh, with its shriveled peel and softened outer body.
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Sazz and Lemistiov were confused, asking for directions in a forum full of strange people. They looked at the surroundings, waiting for a friendly sign, or a helpful answer.
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Multiple possible endings to one story. They are all correct.
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as we are confused, we think we must dream the ultimate dream about Steak and Potatoe
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Yet they still live on as part of their consumer's body.
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The bits of the steak and potato met inside the body. They rallyed all the fridge friends to rebel!
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The denizens of the guts pulled together into one massive ball of undigested food and wreaked havoc on the stomach's lining; acidic liquid built up until the unfortunate diner expelled their meal all over their friend...it was Tom! Matt had been secretly scarfing down meat pies this entire time.
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They were free! They could do anything if they worked together! But then...
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They got mopped up by the automated roomba whizzing around. Mixed with the unholy synthetic chemicals designed to deconstruct them, they lost all hope
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lost all hope that is, until some synthchemheads wrote some whack story on the UWW (Universe Wide Web).
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