at least you didn't have your nose broken after you were slapped by a girl
true story
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bro tip: never EVER broke up with a girl in a public place and especially close to a curb
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i will hang onto my gf for life probably! After all, with a nose like this it's gonna be hard to find a different date :P (especially since i don't want any other gf ^^)
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I was carrying a heavy bag on my left and she slapped me from the right (you could consider it a sucker punch though she was not curling her hand into a fist)
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I like that you can share an embarrassing moment in front of your girlfriend with us. Good sense of humor and humility. Happy birthday to you, good sir!
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Well, break a leg healing your nose, go to a doctor.
I broke my nose once, I bashed into another kid's forehead :v and they had to put tampon-like things in my nose which disabled breathing... not funny when your nose is leaking. Also the removal of those things felt like they were removing my brains. But hey, happy early birthday.
Who am I to spoil your visit to the MEDIC.
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no problems! This story is ment to do just that :)
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Same happened to me but instead of my nose, it was my chin x'D Haha I was bleeding a considerate amout since it caught a vein and I called my parents and told them this "Hi dad, is the clinic open right now?" and he told me "Why? what happened?" then I told him "Oh I opened my chin on the pool and I have to get some stitches there, oh and I'm bleeding" while laughing.
Needless to say that afterwards I went to the hospital and a pretty intern girl put some cirurgical glue there.
Good times :D
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uhhh poor your chin. I once had almost same thing tho.. with my forehead. I was bleeding like hell, that was the first time i started swearing. i think i was 5 or 6 xD
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i don't think its broken but you should go have it checked out tho..
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Heya! So, yesterday I was playing some PC games with my gf (if you guys remember my older post, i said she wasn't living with me. now she's here :D) and my mom got home pissed. She shouted at me cause all i do is hang on PC (even though that's not correct now that June's here! :P)
So, everyone decided to go to our little pool. The girls (my mom, sis and gf) went in first. I wanted to act like a badass so i jumped into it (it's like 50cm to 1 m deep) and i fell right on my nose, possibly braking it. It doesn't hurt much, i can touch it, poke it, breath normally and i have no pain. I even slept nice! but i do have quite a hill on the left side of it D:
I guess that's nature's "happy just a bit early birthday!" gift to me! :D
Sorry for lame forum post, but i though it will be a nice change since i'm not talking about steam sales or HL3 :D
Have a great day and don't brake your noses!
P.S. I DID tell my mom: "If i was at home, playing games as usually, this wouldn't have happened in the first place." (and no, i was not mean and i am not angry at her :P it's my fault i jumped in like an idiot!)
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