Hi. Been a while since I made a train so I made one filled with terrible jokes and depressing thoughts. Why? Because they go well together. Kind of like movies and popcorn. Really crappy movies, and popcorn that desperately wants you to end its futile existence.

Unrelated rant:

It's 2017, why are quicktime events still a thing? Does anyone actually enjoy mashing random buttons in the middle of what is supposed to be a cutscene? For the love of god developers this does not qualify as gameplay, it just makes me have to replay the cutscene because I wasn't ready to have to press some random series of keys. Gah.

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Looks like most of you are against QTEs. That's great to know. As for the rest of you -

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Do you actually enjoy quicktime events in your games?

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Hell no!
I actually do for some weird reason
Why do you even care? Life is just a series of meaningless events that lead to an inevitable outcome

depressing thoughts... I wanna cry....

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I know, man. Those damn quicktime events

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Some of em are cool but meh in general:D! Thanks for da train!:D

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I like QTE... sort of.

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Blacklisted

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:(

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Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad - oh wait, you already do that.

Friendly bump! :)

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bump

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Bump for terrible jokes

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Thanks for the train.

Loved the jokes and thoughts. :D

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I need this shirt

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I need this girl.

I mean, what?

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Does she not come with the shirt?

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That would be nice. :p

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I was gonna say that...

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Nice train, terrible jokes

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Two hunters meet in the forest - both dead

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bump!

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Bump.

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God of War did QTEs well...

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Thanks, have a bump!

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bump c:

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Corrected. Included a redirection, since I found it in another known community, and since I'm at work, I can only test with mobile or using a workaround.

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Hahaha. Best chase ever, that cop deserves a medal

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That was glorious.

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I want to gag whoever is laughing, jesuschrist that is one of the worst laughs in the history of the world.

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depressing bump

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Awkward B U M P!

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Bump!

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Worst are the non-skippable cutscenes

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QTEs are unstoppable cutscenes that replay if you don't click fast enough. It's worse

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But they are usually shorter. 5-10 minutes of unskippable cutscenes, after a QTE that if you fail, have to see the cutscenes again. There you have. Worser than worse.

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Terrible Bump.

Thank you for 🚄-🚃🚃

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