Hi. Been a while since I made a train so I made one filled with terrible jokes and depressing thoughts. Why? Because they go well together. Kind of like movies and popcorn. Really crappy movies, and popcorn that desperately wants you to end its futile existence.

Unrelated rant:

It's 2017, why are quicktime events still a thing? Does anyone actually enjoy mashing random buttons in the middle of what is supposed to be a cutscene? For the love of god developers this does not qualify as gameplay, it just makes me have to replay the cutscene because I wasn't ready to have to press some random series of keys. Gah.

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Looks like most of you are against QTEs. That's great to know. As for the rest of you -

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Do you actually enjoy quicktime events in your games?

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Hell no!
I actually do for some weird reason
Why do you even care? Life is just a series of meaningless events that lead to an inevitable outcome

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I cried

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Bump and thanks :)

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Bump. Nice train

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oh so terrible ;)

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QTEs are horrible, definitely hate them.
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Is it bad that for me bad jokes are often best joke?

Nice train!

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Bumpy :3

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bump :)

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Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead.

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That's dark, man! I mean, joking about orphans, death, depression, suicidal thoughts - That's fine. But KOALAS!?
You heartless monster

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Bump :) wrote few more bad jokes but it is nice train :)

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Don't feel sad about delivering dopey jokes - deliver them with enthusiasm and charm and it's really the thought that counts.

Also... I don't mind QTEs - I think they're done really well in games like Until Dawn where it's fully integrated into the entirety of the game.

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I always found that delivering them horribly, then explaining them and then apologizing is the funniest way to do it.

As for your opinion on QTEs -

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THEY'RE A VALID GAME MECHANIC LIKE ANY OTHER GAME MECHANIC AND CAN BE DONE WELL OR DONE POORLY, RUPTI!!!!!

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That's like saying unskippable cutscenes or invisible walls are a valid game mechanic. NO THEY'RE NOT, THEY'RE ANNOYING

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The jokes were good.
Quick time events are generally very cheap.

And don't be so hard on yourself, mate. :)

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