Second recruiting wave - Crazy tough hardcore badasses

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I'm so tough that when I play videogames, the final boss is always ME.

Im so badass that i stared at Chuck Norris turned into a jet hit the sun and died! hell yeah and tomorow im going to do it again

I'm so tough that I didn't cry when Bambi's mother died.

I watched Bambi for the first time at the age of 19.

I'm so tough I watched My Little Pony

And didn't feel the magic of friendship.

I am so tough that I have resisted every urge to watch any Star Wars movie. I am so tough that I play hockey matches naked at 4am as a warmup for my 300 mile run up Mt. Killamanjarpo. I am so tough that I don't care about anything at all, including rice and salad. I am so tough that I listen to Hot Problems on loop while seducing cougars and orangutans. I am so tough that I cried during the Game of Thrones season finale.

How tough am I? I'm so tough that I'm too old for this shit

This should be in the toughness test. Just how long can you stand it?

i'm tougher than Chuck Norris ...

I'm so tough I pee with the toilet seat down.

Not even the mods of this site scare me. Just look at what I've done in the past. I am banproof.

I'm so tough that I DO look at explosions. Then I spit on them, and they dissolve.

I'm so tough that that when I was a baby my mom thought something was wrong with me because I never cried.

I beat the Band Land world of Rayman Forever as a kid. Youtube that shit.

I scare children for a living

I got the flu once and took 3 pills instead of 2. Prescriptions can't tell me how to live my life!

I'm so badass women spontaneously climax when I walk by.

I'm so tough I don't give a damn if I get in the group or not.

I can eat fire with a spoon.

I'm tough, uhh, trust me.

I piss with nails and shit rocks

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me in your group now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and i will ask to be a member of you'r group =) did not see that coming did you ?

i was told to turn my speakers off, so i turned them UP!!!!

I watched Friday and Hot Girl Problems videos to the end in one sitting.

I'm tough, I listened to Justin Bieber songs for one hour and I didn't passed out.