Why do I never win anything? :(

cry complain wa waaaa gimme all teh cawl uf dooty

Here, have some Desura keys.

74YN1-5JTUM-SFLY3-STMES-4LSFG
Q0U0Y-OBMYJ-PIXIN-2HV3F-440MG
I04ZR-N329O-F167S-DWW2W-LNC7O

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DeltaBladeX

Thanks for Ultionus: A Tale of Petty Revenge and The Body Changer

Fyantastic got the other game, so hope he thanks you as well

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DeltaBladeX

Spent some time on Ultionus: A Tale of Petty Revenge. The first level was pretty good, but the second level is almost pure white and I can't even make out enemies. Strange.

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beep23

Why would you want to make out with enemies? D:

10 years ago

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https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=MT8YE47EnACFBpvG

Anybody not have Civilization 5?

If not, you people are missing out.

10 years ago

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Hey! Thank you kindly! You are most gracious!

10 years ago

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Y'all are welcome :P

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Ricki

because you are too much pony

10 years ago

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One does not simply have "too much pony."

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Khalaq

I think you meant "one simply does not have too much pony."

10 years ago

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Chaos43

damn...so close :D

10 years ago

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Well, lets do this again.

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BHTrellis188

Because, like me, the universe hates you.

10 years ago

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Hurray.

10 years ago

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Lonnie0

aww man i was a half hour too late

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Lonnie0

it tells me that wasnt found / cant accept it

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so far i've won nothing too. woo hoo

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34NW-F8W6-EV46-Z27S-5NYY

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Key! :D
Grab it someone, I, the master ninja, is passing this time!

10 years ago

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code doesn't work.

10 years ago

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FHZZ-LLHX-W8CG-PBML-RUMQ

Perhaps using the wrong client?

10 years ago

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iunno, i'm using the "activate a game on steam..." setting

10 years ago

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You're killing me man lol

10 years ago

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; - ; I can't help the fact that i'm a stupid 19 year old.

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#QQing4ever

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Already owned, go for it, ninjas!!!

10 years ago

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Legitimately none of these codes you're giving work. Lol

10 years ago

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Maybe, you should think outside of the box :)

10 years ago

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But I am a box :U

10 years ago

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You made me lol, thanks.

10 years ago

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Anddddd...
FHZZ-LLHX-W8CG-PBML-RUMQ

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You are the most generous person I know. :)

10 years ago

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Well, thank you my friend! I more am more trying to entertain myself until The Walking Dead comes on. Haha

I honestly have no idea if this one is taken or not.
XXXKP-Y0XI6-J28YE

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Mayros

it's taken

10 years ago

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Dammit! XD I already have that one. Thanks for giving out Mirrors Edge though.

10 years ago

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Mayros

how do u have the game and activate it again ? it's possible ?

10 years ago

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No, the code you're trying to activate just tells you that you already have that game in your account. So it installs the game you already have or you just start playing it

10 years ago

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Yeah I lose. GG. If these are origin keys. I don't have origin.

10 years ago

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Go get it? Origin is a great client!

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But.. but I love Steam!

K6968-GJDCS-SCCTV-KZN0I-6(you)S23
KEIRI-IF4KK-YD7SR-1SJLM-XWSB(for)
IT(null)DR-6RVD4-VYT9B
IB(too)RL-I6II0-AR7N8
IL8QA-KIPMQ-GEMZ(ocho)
IHH77-VDVX(VV)-3ADQR
I(nein)B2J-N8YLM-9MIAV
G8RG0-9XX(twenty six)-FH6LE
GG(300-20)-LFQ0Z-T2IID
C8NYF-K9YQP-EN(why)IF
BZXDL-KIHA5-7(sea)4N8

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Thanks for Mirror Edge.

10 years ago

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Umm, if you say so...

10 years ago

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Kitiko

Got Two Brothers. Thank you!

10 years ago

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Aw! I wanted that one XD
Also I ninja'd like 4 keys :U

10 years ago

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Enjoy the games ;)

10 years ago

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My pleasure!

10 years ago

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I actually was fast enough to see a couple active but i had them already but thanks for putting them up. very generous

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Mayros

jess everything gone in 3 min O_O

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BHTrellis188

Always. I'm one that always misses them too. That's the speed people.

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Bruh, you gotta keep refreshing the page and checking for the goods.

Pro tip: Always keep your product activation window open so you can just copy + paste that shit and get the gold.

May you take this advice to heart young shinobi.

10 years ago

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Kage Bunshin No Jutsu XD

10 years ago

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Thanks for:
Velvet Assassin
Tales of Maj'Eyal
Shadows: Price for Our Sins
Deadly Premonition: Directors Cut

10 years ago

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akaen

Thanks for the Desura games, Laxius Force and Millenium

10 years ago

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Haha I just saw this! Thanks for you're kindness!

10 years ago

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invalid.

10 years ago

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Theres some super fast ninjas on here.lol

10 years ago

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I believe Ryu Hayabusa is watching over this page carefully...

10 years ago

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I know, he commented on my comment and withing 30 seconds, it was gone.

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Axelflox

First time ninja here, thanks for medal of honor.

10 years ago

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Congratulations! It's a special moment indeed. Hope you enjoy it!

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Khalaq

Slow ninja is slow.

What games are these keys for, anyway?

10 years ago

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I think they're origin keys. And Iunno.

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489Z-P7FK-Z9GK-6EGE-P6KE

Can I has Origin?

10 years ago

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Trying to cross my i's and dot my t's here. Haha. They were mostly from the Origin bundle. :D

10 years ago

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Noooo I am a worst ninja T-T

10 years ago

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I can give you a link to get a free key of PID if you don't have it already :U

10 years ago

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I already get it but thanks a lot :D

10 years ago

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BHTrellis188

Not as bad as me. I'm always caught. :(

10 years ago

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Khalaq

I'm so slow, I can't even catch Trellis. P

10 years ago

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I sense keys in the aura about to be dropped!

10 years ago

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clearly the force is strong in you

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theastrodude

suddenly a F5 rave party starts

10 years ago

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i'd forgotten for about 5 years that f5 refreshes. i feel the ninja forced coming back to me

10 years ago

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DFH9-6XXM-C563-L3TW-YJQ6

10 years ago

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I smell the shadow of ninjas :O
(link removed)

10 years ago

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Also the disgusting wrench of empty wallets!

10 years ago

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Goofysoccer

I never even knew I was a Ninja.

10 years ago

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do shadows smell? maybe just ninja shadows

10 years ago

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Not to fast I don't get anything - -

10 years ago

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Someone's email address...
I should delete the link. All keys gone?

10 years ago

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I try every key and I get nothing T-T

10 years ago

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it just loads the main page. my mistake my brain is just too slow

10 years ago

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To reach the gift page, you had to calculate (1+2+3+4+5) :P

10 years ago

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you clearly overestimated me

10 years ago

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I know, me too.

10 years ago

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theastrodude

yep. all taken :(

10 years ago

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DrPAnda

Im the king of the never win clan ;(

10 years ago

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I can give you a link to get a free copy of PID :U

10 years ago

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Here's free copies of Pid yo.

10 years ago

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DrPAnda

Thanks ;)

10 years ago

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Nooooo problem.

10 years ago

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Then I am your clan's member

10 years ago

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PrinceDrew

Origin is such a tease :( Thought I was super lucky when it allowed me to choose the version of the game I wanted then told me it was already used.

10 years ago

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orhanduran

Anything guys?

10 years ago

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Nope.

10 years ago

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Heh, you beat me to it.

10 years ago

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You'd better delete the comment, or you'll get suspended.
This may be considered as begging.

10 years ago

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Nope.

10 years ago

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G2RZ-8Z7U-NXUQ-UTB8-4C5M

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been taken fast or had been used already

10 years ago

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Glad to know people picked up on the fact they were for Origin. I was starting to get worried there for a minute.

10 years ago

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TheGannet

curses/ its always curses. annoy any hags lately?

10 years ago

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Now people are getting these right?

DC99-TAXT-BPAE-4HS5-LM8P

You guys get now that these are all Origin keys right?

Right? Right? Right?

10 years ago

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yep. just claimed that one by accident. thanks :)

10 years ago

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i wonder if populous is easier now. i never understood it as a kid

10 years ago

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Hope you enjoy it :)

10 years ago

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i'll definately give it a good go. its one of the few games i can run on my laptop :D thanks bro
wait i must have already had that on my account but i think someone else has used the code anyway

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Curses, I uninstalled Origin a while ago.

These aren't from the Origin HB, right?
Because if they are, I'll just let all the others have a go at them :P

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They are. I had them laying around and figured they were doing no good just sitting there. Speaking of which.
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=V8VqmXdSfvNxzttY

10 years ago

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Wow snipers

10 years ago

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yep. theres ninjas in here with warp speed

10 years ago

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10 seconds and it was gone lol

10 years ago

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Oh well.

Glad to see you have enough keys lying around to throw at otheres :\
It's fun to see people scrambling for them XD

10 years ago

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10 years ago

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taken by the aptly named ninjamaster. lol

10 years ago

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https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=Xy4dvY7rcfBmbZPS

I am actually really surprised how many I have. Feels like a burden being released of of my chest. :D

10 years ago

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Lol, again

10 years ago

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Goofysoccer

Damn NINJAS! It said (3 seconds ago)

10 years ago

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Actually i think i got it, either this one or the other one lol. It said that it was used, but i just checked my mail and got fish fillets.

Thanks.

10 years ago

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boxanata

Q73FH-26REN-VIYGJ

10 years ago

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Said invalid in origin, steam and desura

10 years ago

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Reynarg

Look closely

10 years ago

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already own it

10 years ago

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qishouwuhui

maybe uplay?LOL

10 years ago

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Who knows, i dont recognize the keys by site, only steam and desura

10 years ago

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Reynarg

2 letters are switched

10 years ago

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Thanks for Skyrim!

10 years ago

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shockR

Pid.

10 years ago

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Just my luck, already owned. :)

10 years ago

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MasterNoob666

pid key already owned

10 years ago

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Last key?

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Goofysoccer

Lol

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orhanduran

Awesome:D

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Reynarg

Yes please

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think i'm the only person who still likes that song

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