May as well start learning how to use SGTools, and this seems like a good time to do it. Limited to 100 entries, so you'll have at worst a 1% chance to win. Level 3+, standard rules (I think) with the additional caveat that you can't have obtained a significant portion of your CV (>$100) with region restricted or group giveaways, because lately I've been seeing way too many high-level users who seem to be gaming the system by mostly swapping games amongst themselves, then using the resulting inflated CV to enter public giveaways.

I'm open to suggestions, so if you feel that this is unfair or needs tweaking, let me know.

Enjoy.

http://www.sgtools.info/giveaways/61edacba-7156-11e6-ac1d-04019cc0dc01

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Which would be the more entertaining wrestling match?

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Vladimir Putin, an AK with three rounds in the magazine and a rusty bayonet vs. five female grizzly bears in heat
Nick Offerman, a chainsaw with 60 seconds' worth of gas and two sharp chisels vs. five angry Ents on the warpath

One half-sleepy Ent would probably be more than enough to handle all the rest put together.

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Putin aims for the eyes while Offerman, riding astride the fleetest of the grizzly matrons, attempts to flank the Ent as the other four bears act as a diversion. The chainsaw is slung low on Offerman's back; he knows he'll only have one chance at this, and he must make it count. A chisel gleams from each of his clenched fists as he prepares for his ascent. And what of the bayonet? Putin has hidden it in a special place, da, so that if he fails in his task he may still, at the last, literally shit fury upon the monster. Enya begins to croon as a banjo twangs plaintively in the distance, and the battle commences...

8 years ago
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ty bro

8 years ago
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Happy cake day!

8 years ago
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=D

8 years ago
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i failed :C

8 years ago
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Thanks for the share ^_^

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Depending on number of entries, I may remove the custom requirements altogether for the last hour or so of the giveaway. I don't think I put too much thought into them as they're written in the syntax, so...

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Np =] just intriguing when the rules are secret ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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The only custom rules I have are the ones regarding region-restricted/group CV. They're just hidden because the code looks ugly as hell, but now I realize that only I can see it, so...

Edit: rule(s) unhidden and changed to group CV <50% of total CV. Thanks to Morshock for patiently explaining things to my poor overburdened brain.

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Many, many thanks for the chance!

8 years ago
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Thank you for the chance :)

8 years ago
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Thanks for the giveaway, bump.

8 years ago
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My name is Gord, not Bump! #triggered

8 years ago
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Thanks for this! I'll enter when my points finally come back to me.

Have a bump!

8 years ago
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Bumpo~

8 years ago
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Already got it, but bump!

8 years ago
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Thanks a lot for the chance.
bUMP

8 years ago
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Whoo, qualified.

8 years ago
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Bummp

8 years ago
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ty bump! =)

8 years ago
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As somebody who never got into LotR, I pictured Offerman battling five Ear, Nose, and Throat doctors.

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"Sir, we're going to have to shave off that mustache to get a clear view for the inspection camerAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH--"

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