Which would be the more entertaining wrestling match?
Putin aims for the eyes while Offerman, riding astride the fleetest of the grizzly matrons, attempts to flank the Ent as the other four bears act as a diversion. The chainsaw is slung low on Offerman's back; he knows he'll only have one chance at this, and he must make it count. A chisel gleams from each of his clenched fists as he prepares for his ascent. And what of the bayonet? Putin has hidden it in a special place, da, so that if he fails in his task he may still, at the last, literally shit fury upon the monster. Enya begins to croon as a banjo twangs plaintively in the distance, and the battle commences...
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The only custom rules I have are the ones regarding region-restricted/group CV. They're just hidden because the code looks ugly as hell, but now I realize that only I can see it, so...
Edit: rule(s) unhidden and changed to group CV <50% of total CV. Thanks to Morshock for patiently explaining things to my poor overburdened brain.
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As somebody who never got into LotR, I pictured Offerman battling five Ear, Nose, and Throat doctors.
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May as well start learning how to use SGTools, and this seems like a good time to do it. Limited to 100 entries, so you'll have at worst a 1% chance to win. Level 3+, standard rules (I think) with the additional caveat that you can't have obtained a significant portion of your CV (>$100) with region restricted or group giveaways, because lately I've been seeing way too many high-level users who seem to be gaming the system by mostly swapping games amongst themselves, then using the resulting inflated CV to enter public giveaways.
I'm open to suggestions, so if you feel that this is unfair or needs tweaking, let me know.
Enjoy.
http://www.sgtools.info/giveaways/61edacba-7156-11e6-ac1d-04019cc0dc01
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