Once i've been questioned from my friends why do I leave toilet papers in the toilet after I have peed, so I told them that i wipe my penis after peeing...they considered it ridiculous , but in my opinion it's hygiene... You know, no matter how hard you shake, the last drop will be always the underwears. So I've been wondering if any more people do it.

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Do you wipe your penis after peeing?

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Hell NO !
Of course
No , I have a vagina
Potato
Are you serious, bro?

No. I do not.

:)

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I thought I'm the only one that does that. Thanks to this thread I wont feel like a weirdo anymore every time I wipe my dick after peeing, thank you OP.

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Yes, sometimes I also sit to pee, especially in the morning :)

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What about the morinig wood, dosn't it bother you while sitting?

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I just bend forward a bit,
the reason that I sit is that sometimes I have some problem with the pee stream, particularly when it's not totally flaccid.

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I can't believe nobody's quoted this, yet.

Grip it below the base and wring that fucker out; you gotta show that dick who's boss!
I bet, in hindsight, you're thinking "You gotta show that dick who's boss!" would have been an ideal poll option.

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Why are people even going seriously into it?

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I didn't read the replies so don't know if it's been asked, but:

Why aren't you flushing the water?

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Because when it's yellow, it's mellow.

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Like i said before, when im in a rush i forget to.

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too. much. info.

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I'm told that the normal thing to do is to not do what you said, but I do it anyways cuz it simply feels weird not to do it
Anyways just do what you want, you shouldn't care about what others do or think about it.

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Most of the time I really dont care what everyone else thinks what im doing but after they questioned it and found it ridiculous I was curious of other peoples habits.

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I think the question is: Why did they find toiletpaper still in the toilet?
Don't you flush? If you had flushed, they would have never seen it and therefore never asked.

Or did they observe you while peeing or ran in the second they heard the stream stop? That would raise a lot of other questions about you and your friends :D

Edit:
I should have read page 2 too ;)

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Haha....No they didn't :D ,they found the toilet paper because I didn't flush it, and I didn't flush it because I was in a hurry or somthing. I bet im not the only person that forgot to flush once in a while. Btw im living with 3 more friends in a apartment with 1 bathroom.

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Well, unless you happen to have an infection (and guys rarely do), urine should be sterile.
(well, except the first bit since it flushes some dick-tip bacteria, but that goes in the toilet, does it not?)
A few drips on yer pants should be fine :3

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A few drips on yer pants should be fine :3

Yes, it is almost obligatory like .... like potato!

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I think I do it like, what, once out of a few months? It's not something I think of but yeah, it's like the body is programmed to keep dropping until you're empty. Kind of annoys me.

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It annoys me aswell when my underwear is marked

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I don't know if those guys who voted for "of course" are just being sarcastic or not D:
I thought everyone knows how to pee

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Thanks for the tutorial , now i know how to pee xD

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I make sure to wash my penis after urination, so no traces of urine is left. Otherwise, you may get a spot of urine on your underclothing or clothes.

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So you take a shower after peeing?

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No. I merely wash my penis after urination, and do not shower.

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I thought I was the only one lol, have my appreciation sir.

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You do know it's pointless.
i mean, unless you are going to have crazy sex right afterwards it hardly matters.
you should wash your hands with or without soap, but rub them (hands, not other stuff)

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Great actor.
ok, i won't.
go, have crazy sex all you want

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I would also ask if people wash hands after peeing...

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No matter how ridiculous they think it is, it IS hygienic.

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If you were that bothered about hygiene you wouldn't leave your skanky ass piss stains all over the toilet.

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I'm really into this hygienic stuff and let me tell you about wiping your arse with burdock leaves - they've got this great texture that will keep your bum clean like you went to town with a sandpaper

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It's hygiene, it's only a small square of paper too, so there's nothing wrong with it. I also use to clean any drops that spilled around the toilet so... RECYCLING!

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in seriousness - obsessing over hygiene is not how we're going to win the germ warfare once the aliens attack. Wallow in filth I say, to keep the martians away.

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I used to wipe. Now I mostly rinse.

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Give er' a shake like a man, but don't get too carried away. Haha.

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A shake or two always does it m8

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I use toilet paper and bidet, yes that hygienic thing you don't use...

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