[CLOSED FOR NOW] Whitelist Recruitment

meep?

Because I pushed my way to level 4 1 week ago just like you, probably :D

And because that's what I self during my last exam

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Interesting: If America were to allocate the money towards NASA instead of oppressing other countries, we'd already be on Mars.

EDIT: I'm 'Murican.

While I am not interested/have the requirements, I have a question. Why must they have a solid win/sent ratio? You can't expect contributors to have a lot of giveaway wins.

I'm entering only giveaways I'm interested in playing (usually whishlisted games unless I'll discover something new) so I never make less chances to the people who reallt wants the game just because I want +1 in my library or to farm cards :) If you'd consider this good enough to join your whitelist then I'll be happy to :)

Don't know if it is interesting to you but I know a guy who has worked on Witcher 3, he's writer in CD Projekt Red. He also is working on Cyberpunk (he admits Cyberpank is more in his style and it's easier for him to do his work and it gives him more fun). We are perform in the same improv comedy group and we are close friends. We're seeing each other every week due to our rehersals and we are planning with our group debut in April :)

a solid sent/won ratio

Does fluid ratio is okey too? :)

Well, im not quite sure if my ratio's good..and what's funny? First time I came here was for wins, but ended up to be more happy about giving xD

I wanna in cuz free things, source of the happiness

Funny..I don't know if it's funny or not, but I watch it almost everyday last week! lol
Here it is :)

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b'cause i will return twice back.

Marriage is a 3 ring affair - Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring and Suffering. My boy asked how much money did I spend on marrying his mum. I said son, I'm still payin' the bill.

Permission to beam aboard Captain? The Dilithium Crystal may blow up and damage them shield.........

good luck on that lvl 4 i think i already have the game you are giving away though!!=}

Right on my lvl 1 insert lenny face here

Oh only now I noticed your Carlo Pedersoli avatar, very nice! Give me some beans please

I deserve it? I think that my ratio isn't too bad.
I'll leave it here for you too

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

My number ratio isn't too good but real CV is.

Don't know if my ratio is good, but lets try :)
No jokes down there!
You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

I try to make amusing game descriptions (when I have time).
Here's some of my favourites:
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/IBLLo/pineview-drive
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/h2f8I/gameguru-buildings-pack
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/tqj7c/the-official-app-game-kit-tutorial-guide
http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/cNXbx/age-of-fear-the-undead-king

Will this pass for 'funny/interesting'? Do I make the cut?

What's a toilet's favorite game?
Call of Doodie

Ecchi is love Ecchi is life.

Does cuteness count? Or does it have to be funny and cute?

After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

Two grains of sand go through the desert. One to the other: "I have the feeling somebody is watching me."

I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.

Thanks for the chance!