Building my whitelist

Hello :) My story is I have just bought Dying Light, it is awesome so far :)

could tell you a joke, can be rude, can be nice meaby funny?
but iam just going to stand here and wave at you

/wave

hi

Pick me! Pick me! Pick meeeee......ow!

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Well my story is short. I'm not into zombie games much, BUT friend completed Dying Light and highly recommeded it for me. So i'm possibly wont buy it myself, but if i win it here or somewhere else, i definitely give it a shot.

Also being on someone's WL will make me feel proud :D

Cheers! :)

Hi!

Hi! Maybe i'll be picked

hello there :)

Here goes nothing: "Hi!"

Hi! ;)

Hi, maybe you'll be picked.

Nothing here, sry

PRAISE THE SUN

Hello :)

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Heinz ketchup is pretty good tbh :p

I want to take my feet and rub them up against your eyeballs. One day, you'll accept this as love. But for now, you'll take it as hate.

Don't hate me. Love me. Allow me to enter you.

This is an old joke my dad told me when i was little but still find it funny, hopefully so do you :)

Man walks into a bar and asks the Bartender for a drink.
The Bartender tells him, you come here every day asking for drinks, I thought you said you are going to stop drinking.
Man said, I am, I even wrote a rule above my bed on the ceiling which i read every day "Tomorrow I will stop drinking!".

Might be just stupid or tragic joke i dont know xD But i always found it funny.

Below is a list of Dwarven phrases and proverbs that I have compiled over the course of years roleplaying. Some are my own and a lot are (I believe) self-evident.

"Never injure your pride by substituting your axe for a smith's hammer." A dwarven proverb meaning "the right tool for the right job."

"People die for wealth and birds die for food." A dwarven proverb that speaks to what is truly of value.

"The Gods look after fools, children, and drunkards... humans usually count for two out of three." A Dwarven saying that expresses their general opinion of the human race.

"An elf’s tongue will talk the sundial 'round." Not always applicable since many Dwarves do not use sundials.

"Between the pickaxe and the rockface..."

"Certain as Mount Clangeddin is still standing."

"Discussion gathers no gems." Don't talk when there's work to be done.

"Give me a year and a hundred of my kin and I would make this a place that armies would break upon like water." (Gimli from LOTR, describing the Hornburg at Helm's Deep)

"It's no hair off my chin."

"Give me a row of orc necks and room to swing and all weariness will fall from me!" (Gimli again)

"When the mountain crumbles..."

“Shale-spined lot ye are.” Shale is an exceptionally soft stone.

“It's nought but talc to me!” Talc is also a very soft mineral, akin to saying it means nothing.

"The water'll find its own way down." All things will come to pass.

"You have talent, boy, but no edge. You're unfired, impure, dross hangs on you like last night's ale. I'll have to smelt you something fierce before you'll be worthy."

“Better to delve too deep than never delve at all.”

"They who so shed dwarf blood, by dwarf shall their blood be shed!" General statement on Dwarven vengeance.

"Not every stone is a gem, not every rock holds value, but even the lowest rock can hide a geode." Even the unlikeliest person has worth.

I could go on but, well, this is already a lot of text!

Just hello and have a nice day

It's Tuesday!
Atleast for me :P
So: Welcome home. I trust you had a good trip and enjoyed your short vacation?

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Hi, glad for a chance to be your WL ^^

Hi, maybe you'll be picked.

Did you see what I did there? Eh?

Oh.. here I come to check out group recruitment and here you are. Really, that was funny.
Adiciona aí xD

Well, I'm just gonna give it a shot :P