Building my whitelist

I'm a sad panda.

Hello, first time I saw heinz ketchup in the movies in the restaurant scenes , I know I had to have them, and then when they got in stores in my country , some 10 years ago, I got one and it tasted amazing, almost 2 times more expensive then other brands of ketchup I see in my store, but is worth it , great avatar man.

When robert and his wife chilling at home, the door knocks. Robert go to door and saw gardener is standing there. He says' ı just finished the garden, and i have so many garbage at hand. Do you have some garbage in the house? ' Robert turns around and says 'honey, do we have any garbage in can?' wife replies 'yes hun, we have some.' Robert turns the man and says 'thank you sports, but we don't need any garbage at the moment :)' and slams the door. Sorry about my bad english....

Hello wave

Thanks for the giveaway, would love to be considered for your Whitelist!

I'm a crocodile called Monkeysaur & I LOVE Tomato Ketchup!

XD

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks :
-Why the long face?

Well, did you know that hippopotamus milk is pink???

Thanks for the add :-PP

Hello there. Just posting my recent favorite joke:

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”

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This is what happens if you try to blacklist someone and they don't care.

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A dog goes into a bar and orders a martini. The barmen says, “You don’t see a dog in here drinking a martini very often.”
The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”

I ruptured my cruciate ligament in rugby match on 27th of Feb. On May 10th I have a knee surgery and after that i cant do nothing but sitting on my butt or laying in the bed for at least 3 weeks :( Thus i need some nice games I can play to cheer me up. Maybe you can help me increasing my chances to be cheered up?!

Hmm joking is not so my thing :P but it had a funny moment yesterday while i was playing CSGO (while i had to learn for some tests xD)
I am silver 1 and was invited by a silver elite, so he was like: oh well..... youre silver one. And at the end of the round i was the best player with most MVP's and kills :P kind a funny i guess. Anyway, i added you to my whitelist :) hope you do the same with me ;)

well, cant really make joke
so just here to say hello

You are the best! :)

ehm.. hi... ehm... I like passing tests? (I need a new standart whitelist sentence ;_;)

She got so close....
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Enjoy your vacation!

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Bye... I mean... hi!

Im not funny so ... i just say Hi.
Enjoy your vacation.

Some ketchup & mustard gifs :-)

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wazzzuuuppp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmqCKtJnxM

I often create invite only or group giveaway. But I find that they are not good choices, because invite link may be leaked, and for group, lots of people don't do anything(not even talk with us) but just enter giveaway and win the game. So now I start to create giveaway for my whitelist people.
At last, have a great vacation!

a Nope walked on the window.
Crunch...
A Nope no longer walking on the window.
True story

It's my cake day :3

That's a good reason for been whitelisted.