CITIZENS OF STEAMGIFTS

THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL

SECRETLY, WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER

DO YOU REMEMBER VODKA THIS?
BECAUSE I DO AND I DECIDED IT'S

TIIIIIIIIIMEEEE

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

SCREAMFEST™ 1.5

IF YOU DON'T USE CAPS LOCK, PLEASE GO OUTSIDE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND TURN YOUR CAPSLOCK ON.


IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY TODAY (HENCE 1.5) SO NO CAKE THROWING PLEASE
THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO PEOPLE WHO BRING THEIR OWN CAKE


IT'S ALSO NOT STEAMGIFT'S CAPS LOCK DAY (WHICH IS ON MAY 6TH AS DECIDED HERE) BUT IT'S STILL SCREAMFEST™ 1.5 SO DON'T HOLD YOUR LUNGS BACK


NOW, FOR SOMETHING ALL OF YOU ARE WAITING FOR BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT CLOWN'S SHIT

CHOO CHOO TRAIN

TAKE A SEAT, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR EARLY SIGNS OF FIRE


IF SOME RANDOM JOAO BEAR TAKES YOUR PLACE JUST KICK HIM OUT
OR YOU KNOW, PUT HIM ON YOUR LAP AND SCRATCH HIM BEHIND AN EAR SINCE HE'S A PET NOW


IF YOU FEEL LIKE CONTRIBUTING TO THE SCREAMFEST™ 1.5 THERE'S A RESERVED POST SOMEWHERE BELOW BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I HAD TO FORGET ABOUT IT

SO, IF YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS... THING, THEN MAKE A GIBAUAY AND POST YOUR LINK IN THE REPLY TO THAT RESERVED COMMENT. I'LL FEATURE YOUR GA BELOW THIS LINE


COMMUNITY GIVEAWAYS:


I THINK THAT'S ALL

NOW MOVE ALONG AND START SCREAMING IN THE COMMENTS

OR YOU KNOW, IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

LET EVERYONE KNOW SCREAMFEST™ 1.5 IS HAPPENING


SORRY IF I TAKE TOO MUCH SPACE ON THE SERVER, CG

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I LIKE TRAINS TOO

9 years ago
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BUUUMP!!!!

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BUMP!

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Chugga chugga xD

9 years ago
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I WOULD ANSWER PROPERly but my computer is running out of caps lock....

is this a good substitute?

9 years ago
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IT IS, GOOD JOB

9 years ago
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IF SOME RANDOM JOAO BEAR (...) PUT HIM ON YOUR LAP AND SCRATCH HIM BEHIND AN EAR SINCE HE'S A PET NOW

You know me so well.. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

9 years ago
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I know that

You're a wizard Beary “φʕ•ᴥ• ʔ

9 years ago
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Choo-Choo Bump!! :D

9 years ago
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Bump!

9 years ago
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not very creative, but whatever :)

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PRESIDENT APPROVES ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I thought I was at /r/circlejerk for a second.

9 years ago
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pls no T_T

something2something4memes

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Creative bump.

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CHOO-CHOO AND BUMP AND WHY DO I SCREAM?! YOUR TRAIN IS TOO NOISY!

9 years ago
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Bump and meow for CAPS LOCK!

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I LOVE CATS LOCK AS WELL!

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YOU'LL NEED A BIG HEAD TO FIT THIS CROWN.
I'M SAVING MY COMMENTS SO WHATEVER YOU'LL REPLY WILL NOT BE USED AGAINST YOU.
ROAR

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PRINCESS?
DON'T WORRY,TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE
YES, YOU CAN BE THE FIRST LADY

9 years ago
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CHOO CHOO for crazy PRESIDENT!!!

9 years ago
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THANK YOU AND BUMP!

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I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING

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Bump ! Choo Choo !

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BUMP

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BUUUUUMP!

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I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT - BUMP! ;)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... HERE, HAVE SOME YELLING! :D

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LOUD NOISES

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Bump, Mr. president :)

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BUMP!

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