CITIZENS OF STEAMGIFTS

THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL

SECRETLY, WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER

DO YOU REMEMBER VODKA THIS?
BECAUSE I DO AND I DECIDED IT'S

TIIIIIIIIIMEEEE

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

SCREAMFEST™ 1.5

IF YOU DON'T USE CAPS LOCK, PLEASE GO OUTSIDE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND TURN YOUR CAPSLOCK ON.


IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY TODAY (HENCE 1.5) SO NO CAKE THROWING PLEASE
THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO PEOPLE WHO BRING THEIR OWN CAKE


IT'S ALSO NOT STEAMGIFT'S CAPS LOCK DAY (WHICH IS ON MAY 6TH AS DECIDED HERE) BUT IT'S STILL SCREAMFEST™ 1.5 SO DON'T HOLD YOUR LUNGS BACK


NOW, FOR SOMETHING ALL OF YOU ARE WAITING FOR BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT CLOWN'S SHIT

CHOO CHOO TRAIN

TAKE A SEAT, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR EARLY SIGNS OF FIRE


IF SOME RANDOM JOAO BEAR TAKES YOUR PLACE JUST KICK HIM OUT
OR YOU KNOW, PUT HIM ON YOUR LAP AND SCRATCH HIM BEHIND AN EAR SINCE HE'S A PET NOW


IF YOU FEEL LIKE CONTRIBUTING TO THE SCREAMFEST™ 1.5 THERE'S A RESERVED POST SOMEWHERE BELOW BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I HAD TO FORGET ABOUT IT

SO, IF YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS... THING, THEN MAKE A GIBAUAY AND POST YOUR LINK IN THE REPLY TO THAT RESERVED COMMENT. I'LL FEATURE YOUR GA BELOW THIS LINE


COMMUNITY GIVEAWAYS:


I THINK THAT'S ALL

NOW MOVE ALONG AND START SCREAMING IN THE COMMENTS

OR YOU KNOW, IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

LET EVERYONE KNOW SCREAMFEST™ 1.5 IS HAPPENING


SORRY IF I TAKE TOO MUCH SPACE ON THE SERVER, CG

9 years ago*

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YOU AND BEAR REALLY NEED TO GET A ROOM...AGAIN, HAVING YOUR LOVERS QUARREL IN PUBLIC?

HOW DARE YOU

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9 years ago
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ʕ ͡° ͜ᴥ ͡°ʔ

9 years ago
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Bear always tells me "EVERYONE MUST KNOW I HAVE A FRIEND LIKE CLOWN" so I'm fulfilling his wish. <3

9 years ago
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I'm here for a bump.

9 years ago
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CaN wE gO bAcK tO 90's AnD wRiTe LiKe ThIs?

9 years ago
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LOUD BUMP

9 years ago
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I guess you saw me rewatching Rick and Morty all day, huh?

9 years ago
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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
RICK AND MORTY YEAH, RICK AND BURP MORTY

9 years ago
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Wakin' the Bear

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9 years ago
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BUMP!!!!

9 years ago
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WHATS HAPPENING HERE

9 years ago
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BUMP DA *** UP ALREADY YO SCREAMERS >o< !!!

9 years ago
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I DEMAND THAT THE TRUTH BE REVEALED!

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9 years ago
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OMG SO MUCH SHOUTING IN HERE I THINK I'M GOING DEAF

9 years ago
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NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES!
SCREAM LOUDLY, THINK SILENTLY!

9 years ago
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BUMP....THX 4 THE RIDE.

9 years ago
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BUMP AND THANKS

9 years ago
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bump

9 years ago
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FINALLY I CAN LET MY ANGER OUT.

9 years ago
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WHAT?!

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9 years ago
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I maxed out caplock, do you think I can you bottle caps to free up my cap space?

9 years ago
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I'm sorry, Novigrad Crowns are the only currency I accept.

9 years ago
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THANKS.

9 years ago
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So, you've asked for a bump with some creative insight, but that's exactly what have troubles with usually. So just a plain "Thank You" instead!

9 years ago
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9 years ago*
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Clown you aren't the President.

9 years ago
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Yes I am, as self-elected here.

9 years ago
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I have respect for people who self-elect themselves but I believe in doing things properly. Mainly we need an election campaign so that there are further opportunities for the insulting of Bear.

9 years ago
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Does this mean multiple smear campaigns against Bear for all of us to laugh at and enjoy?

Because if so what Superfund should I donate to?

9 years ago
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We will iron out the details later.

9 years ago
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I'm sorry Strayed, but you and I both know we can't afford a campaign like that.
Even with Luxy as the lunch lady and murk as an accountant, Bear still bought too many votes with his and Meow's sex tapes.
Unless we can get Larren in front of a camera I don't think we'll be able to fight him.

9 years ago
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When is the Steam Autumn Sale? I might create a Campaign then.

9 years ago
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Where do i have the popcorns so i can watch myself fall from the throne?

9 years ago
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I'll make some for you. :3

9 years ago
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DID SOMEONE CLAIM ON MY THRONE???

PENULTIMO! GET MY DEAR NUCLEAR MISSILES READY!!!

9 years ago
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LOUD NOISES

9 years ago
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I've got nothing to gibaway, I am a SG veteran living on a pension randomly bumping threads all day long

9 years ago
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