LVL 2 Adventure Giveaway [Ends May 31]

I want to start off by saying I'm no writer. I use to be into writing when I was in school, but that was a long time ago. Althalus's train adventure reminded me of the text adventure books I use to read when I was a kid, where you had to jump to certain pages depending on your decisions. The nostalgia brought me back, so I wanted to make an adventure giveaway

Warning: This adventure giveaway contains violence, discussions about drug use, and may include misspelled words and poor grammar. It also contains life lessons in the form of videos and hidden giveaways.

Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to promote my son's game, Pixel Pete. Check it out

Let the lvl 2 adventure begin (28 giveaways)

After days of tracking the ones who took your beloved, you come to a fork in the path. To the left, you can see the tracks clearly lead to Castle Obvious; to the right, the path leads to the town of Procrastination. You pause for a moment to reminisce about your beloved. As a single tear starts to fall down your cheek, you suck it back up into your eye and vow to destroy whoever—no, is it whomever... who... whom... whom cares? You will destroy them and get your beloved potato back. With your mind decided, you choose to go

Right to Town of Procrastination

Left to Castle Obvious

If you already completed you can jump to end here
Kill the king

Leave king to his madness