That dog could totally jump in there and have a romp. That would be a dog-llama-llama-llama orgy, which is totally acceptable. But llama-llama-duck is against God's will. Besides, ducks have a corkscrew vagina, so it would be even more awkward.
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I hope the police don't raid this event. Damn pigs.
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Put your hands in the air, it's the police! I'm Meow, and I'll be your sexy kitten for the evening. Oh, you thought I was a real cop? Nah, just for parties.
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Cats can't have chocolate; it makes them full of shit.
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Oh man, do I know the feeling. It's like, we're surrounded by people but all they wanna do is ride us. When is it our time to ride some people around? Tired of this whole giddy up bullshit and getting whacked with sticks and weird shit being put in our mouths.
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Pretend you're a horse like Mr. Ed and roleplay the response? That's a good start.
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We broke the reply chain. Oh and uhhh... HBO special, so was that during the Red Wedding on Game of Thrones? I thought only a wolf head was attached to his head, I guess they gave him a horse buttplug too?
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That's a terrible song and you should feel terrible for having linked it, liked it, and listened to it and making another human being suffer through it.
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Damn Spanish Inquisition always surprising me.
Wait, if you're not real, then what's a fake cop?
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Well, yes. I'm not one of those pansy cowards who doesn't follow through on questions. I want the truth when I ask the questions here.
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I will take you to my 'office' in a cheap hotel room, tie you up to the bed, ask you some questions to make sure you're not a terrorist, fool around, then blow you up with a bomb because I'm not a fake cop, I'm a mass murderer.
I do weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs...
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Yes. Hello, Ducky speaking. How may I be of assistance?
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I log into Steam and this key is taken I'm going to beat this thread like Daryl beats possums.
With a knife.
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