Hegemony Rome: The Rise of Caesar Steam Key: ELPC2-FG80T-QAK[]
The next game is yet To Be determined.
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Thought I should make them easier, since you has a dumb tonight.
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(please explain your puzzles I had a very long day and my brain can't brain right now)
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It's also a disease, something like tuberculosis. Yeah, it has initials, you know? That's how Llama comes up with the answers: all of the diseases his penis has experienced.
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Isn't TB a respiratory disease? I'm not sure he could get it on his penis, regardless of how bizarre his anatomy is, or what he's doing with it.
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His penis has more biological systems than you realize. It is literally typing and giving away games in this thread.
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How do you not already own every conceivable game that Herr Llama could give away? He should just hit the Buy All button on your wishlist and be done with you!
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The Bridge
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=7Y3v2c[]dhZaHN
No vowel beast shall touch this epic ogre!
cappies
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Ok I think Im doing this one right but I hvaen't got it yet.
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Since I suck today, I'll be waiting for an answer. :)
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This is like being in one of Dante's layers of hell! My poorly brain hurts!
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Styx: the real puzzle:
Ooznz
Seriously? This one is so easy.
Hint 1: Reverse
Hint 2: All 26.
Come on. seriously?
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It's Llama. But you can keep spamming since he loves comments.
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It's bad when you know the answer and still don't get it.
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Hint 2, all 26 refers to the alphabet.
Since he's telling you to reverse it, a in this case would be z.
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I'm a trainee teacher and everything, to think the future of our children is going to be in my stupid hands.
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Closure
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=KhctFqxGbRmrP[]D
Xz
Last three minus why
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I have to sometimes keep the answer on there so I don't forget. Then I forget the answer is there. uuuuuuuhg
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Holy shit, that Llama is using a computer and giving away games with money it somehow accumulated!
Holy shit, that traffic light is a stalker!
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If you reply to what I'm saying we're both tripping balls?
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10 Years After Steam Key: TETNC-9JZA5-6C8[]
Lots of things haPpening this WeeK.
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Dominique Pamplemousse
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=vb[]eb2hk6tARqUY
Rushmore is one, for short.
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NaissanceE
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=[]xdzkx3paEufXvM
A CONDOM FOR YOUR PC
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Betrayer
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=KzMHbxs35[]2xpND
the home of Yacko, wacko and dot
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Reprisal Universe Steam Key: FGY2B-CP3J6-92[]
Military planes are usually kept at these.
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For some fucking reason I have Five Nights at Freddy's 2:
This game has a headcahe drop.
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AQUANOX
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=nXUWdarUytda[]qv
CD.
EDIT: As a thanks to Llama!
HINT: A type of CD.
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I thought this said Aquaria at first and was like, "nice", but then I read it again and was like, "nah".
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I don't have much to give unfortunately! I'll dig around see what I've got. :)
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Whoa, whoa buddy. I'm not knocking the generosity; that's a thumbs up in my book. I was just sayin'. Aquaria is a great adventure metroidvania with a female lead to promote gender equality and all that stuff.
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Whoa, whoa buddy. I'm not knocking the generosity; that's a thumbs up in my book. I was just sayin'. Aquaria is a great adventure metroidvania with a female lead to promote gender equality and all that stuff.
That was meant for YOU. Why I oughta
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For some fucking reason I have Five Nights at Freddy's 2:
This game has a headcahe drop.
Hint 1: DROP
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Now you're just trying too hard. :P
Edit: Added smiley face so I don't look like as big of an ass.
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Edit: don't mind me.. I'm kinda lurking & fighting with a manchild.. Screw this guy.. really..
Carry on.....
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The mic? or mike, whatever is short for microphone
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For some fucking reason I have Five Nights at Freddy's 2:
This game has a headcahe drop.
Hint 1: DROP
Hint 2: Cards drop.
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half-life 2
actually wait fuck i dont even want FNAF2 why am i guessing ;_;
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Head crab, for some reason that's the first thing that come to my mind
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You need to play the game for shit ton of time to get all of the cards.
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The game is so crappy and doesn't even have cards?
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You slap ducky with the dismembered arm. He seems cross.
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You apologize. Ducky accepts and gives you a square of toilet paper.
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You try to wipe ass with the strips of toilet paper. You fail and get feces on your hand. Perhaps, you shouldn't have ripped it into two.
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You see mountains to the left, forests to your right, a town up ahead and a brick wall behind you.
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You manage to wipe your ass against the wall but also get cut during the process.
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Oh what. I was trying to wipe the feces on my hand! Must be a glitch in the game! No matter. Despite the glitch, play on!
Crawl to town to seek medical aid
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You reach the town only to find it burning and the streets littered with bodies. You find some alcohol and a rag.
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Ducky takes a dismembered leg and impales you with it. You fall on the ground on the brink of death.
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Quietly chants under my breath for a healer shaman
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You try to seduce the elvin ranger. She shoots you with an arrow.
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You try to catch the arrow. It pierces through your palm. You can no longer fap.
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You do not have the necessary equipment or skill to fap. You try and fail. The elvin ranger sneers at your pathetic attempt to pleasure yourself.
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You scream in pain as you rip the arrow out of your palm. The ranger impressed by your bravery offers to give you medical aid.
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She laughs and helps you to your feet. She asks what you're doing here.
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She takes an arrow out of her quiver, threatening to dismember your 'member'.
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You cannot start a new game. You are not dead yet.
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Suicide
Self-Immolate
<insert other suicidal commands here>
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You use the arrow to stab yourself in the crotch. You slowly bleed to death.
NEW GAME
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You wake up in a dark room with no windows. You can barely make out 2 adjoining rooms.
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You find yourself in a large room lit by candles. There is a dining table in the centre with two more doors heading away. There is something on the table.
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It is a note.
Welcome, traveller
If you have found this note, it means you have stumbled across the Manor of Flintshire. Once a place of splendor and grandeur, it has now been plagued by corruption most foul. To escape, you must defeat this corruption. Failure to do so will result in a fate worse then death. But fear not, you are not alone. I have left some supplies in a cupboard behind you. Use them to the best of your ability and hopefully we shall meet once you escape. Look for more of my missives within the manor for assistance.
Yours truly, Carpon the Mage
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You picked up:
- dismembered arm
- woodcutter's axe
- unknown charm
- health potion
- another note
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Welcome, traveller
If you are reading this, then you have found the supplies I left. Good job. The charm shall protect you from demons that roam the halls of this manor. Use the arm to distract the undead. Head into the room on the right and look for a key to open the other room. Carpon
DON'T BELIEVE HIM. IT'S A LIE! THE CHARM WI... The note ends abruptly.
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You hit the charm with the axe. It doesn't even leave a mark.
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Scream "AHH THIS IS A FUCKING CURSED CHARM" and fling the charm out of the window
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The charm shatters the window and flies out. You seem relieved for a moment, only to find that it has returned to your inventory.
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Reluctantly shouts "LEEEROY JENKINS/YOLO" and "equips" charm
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You equip the charm and suddenly feel a dread overcome you.
YOU ARE NOW CURSED
All your stats have decreased by 15.
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Attempt to sever one of my toes using the woodcutter's axe
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You try but the axe bounces off. The curse protects you from self-harm.
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Has a flash of inspiration and tries to run into a wall
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You run into a nearby wall only to stumble through as it vanishes. You fall on your face. It hurts but you take no physical damage. You find yourself in a secret room.
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You find a note but it is too wet to be read. Perhaps you can find something to dry it with. You pocket the note.
You also find:
- A page from a spell book
- Halberd
- Broken crystal fragment.
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Examine spellbook page
Replace Woodcutter Axe with Halberd
Examine broken crystal fragment
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It a normal page ripped from a spell book. You try to read it but realize you had failed Latin in high school.
You throw the axe away, only to find it in your inventory. The curse does not allow you to remove items from your inventory.
The broken crystal reverberates as if pointing you towards more crystals.
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Young children are completely bewildered! They do not seem to understand that command. LOOK TAKE INVENTORY
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Wave dismembered arm at nearby armless rubber ducky
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You wave with a dismembered arm. Ducky waves back using his wings. However, waving a piece of fresh meat around has attracted a horde of zombies.
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Take pen.
Take stacks of paper.
Write epic series of serial comics about people enduring an undead apocalypse.
Use fame to summon fanboys.
Command fanboys to re-enact comic series to kill the horde of zombies.
Take loot.
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You picked up:
- 75 pairs of dismembered arms
- 75 pairs of dismembered legs
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Assemble zombie arm/leg centipede.
Use zombie arm/leg centipede to hug rubber ducky.
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You try to assemble centipede. However, due to lack of rope or twine, your centipede crumbles. Your fanboys are crushed by the torrent of falling limbs.
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This game's lack of anatomy and physiology is astounding.
Write game developers, instructing them rudimentally on the fact there are usable fibers in biological tissue that can be repurposed for rope purposes.
Weep uncontrollably when game developers ignore bad review and never patch the game.
Restart game.
Throw the arms at fanboys in terrible attempt to high-five.
Use legs as goal posts instead of holding arms up when flying dismembered arms are thrown like footballs.
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Your try to high-five fanboys with dismembered arms. They are disgusted and start to leave.
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Ignore fanboys as undead threat is over.
Pick up rubber ducky for bath time fun later.
Walk to local grocery store to purchase bubbles for bathing.
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You try to pick up Ducky but he flies away. You walk to a local grocery store. They no longer carry your favorite brand of bubbles.
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Wonder how rubber ducky flies while being rubber.
Purchase off-brand bubbles with all-new stinging sensations.
Buy "It's a Girl" balloon to lure rubber ducky into van.
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You try to purchase the bubbles but realize that you have no money to give. Rubber Ducky returns. It is now blue.
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Wonder where all the revenue from comic book series and merchandising and television adaptions went.
Hire attorney on contingency to sue manager and accountant for laundering money to feed their snorting deflated rubber duckies habit.
Hug confused rubber ducky with brand-new gender identity issues. Blue outside with warm, gooey pink insides!
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You suddenly realize that you shouldn't have so much pizza for your fanboys. You still have no money to hire the attorneys. The ducky changes colors to red as you hug him.
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Curse out attorney for not understanding what contingency means and it's similarity to pro-bono but only paid if case is won.
Submerge the feverish rubber ducky in iced-filled bathtub.
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The attorney chides you for contacting the wrong lawyer. The contingency lawyer sits in the office to his right. He charges you for wasting his time and takes the rubber ducky which is not light blue due to being submerged.
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Hire contingency lawyer on right.
Use new found winnings to hire contract killer to make evil rubber ducky stealing attorney have an "accident".
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The hitman dispatches the attorney. However, the evil rubber ducky is fatally injured in the encounter. He lies in his hospital bed drawing his last breaths.
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You try and fail as Ducky flies away, pooping on you.
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You give Ducky the bird. He ignores you and continues to poop on your finger.
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You begin to weep profusely. Ducky stops pooping and gives you a treasure map.
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... rectally, as any seasoned ornithological proctologist would!
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I feel like there's a SG GA in here somewhere
Also, there may or may not be a picture of a severed hand, that may or may not be real.
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For some fucking reason I have Five Nights at Freddy's 2:
This game has a headcahe drop.
Hint 1: DROP
Hint 2: Cards drop.
For fucks sake. Search the market for headache.
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That's okay. You got the other possible choice. :)
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Neverending Nightmares
https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=PNz76KmdXfk[]nEc
The first game featuring Mario. For short.
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YES! QUICK GOOGLE FU WINS!
thanks a ton as always llama! <3
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As the Holy Frankish Emperor, I give You the right to die. Guards!
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He wasn't actually mario at the time. He was Jumpman.
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It's DK = Donkey Kong.. He used to be called.. jump man btw
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Lara Croft GoL
X95EE-ZQMIA-V22[]
House.
Second thanks to Llama! :)
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Oh, you clever. I have a guess, but I want to see if it's right first.
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Got it thanks to you and thanks to the almighty llama!
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Nice.. I know the answer but already got the game..
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Samudai Steam Key: D025Y-BQW63-8[]72
Underwear models and shitty cologne.
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DuckyofWar may be the greatest DM I have seen. (To be fair, I've only seen one). I laughed hard at the text adventure above.
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I love all the parallel universes we're creating. Much credit to Ducky :)
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You haven't found the right one then. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I did once. It lasted for a few sessions before everyone left. I want to do it again. It's fun.
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We did a drunken one in university out of curiosity, led to some very very strange scenario's.
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Skip DnD, Shadowrun is better! Trolls with guns FTW!
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partner with Ducky to do a text adventure thread where you give away prizes ;)
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I don't know if one man could handle so many responses.
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The night would not be complete without:
Hint 1: A certain GA.
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This way page doesn't have to scroll to the bottom every time I refresh.
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Shit. I spend too much time making replies instead of new messages.
This is the best giveaway I could receive; a new page in a Llama thread.
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Enemy Front Steam Key: FN6TW-EXNM6-H7[]
shit. numerically.
HINT 1: P--
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