Almost missed it on page two. The answer was Besiege.
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Not HuniePop? What kind of man doesn't like hentai?!
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Make a soup out of his tears, taking advantage of its saltiness and gives it to the llama
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Llama spits it back in your face. You are parched and gross.
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Sanitary inspector comes in and close your restaurant for having a wild, spitting llama in, your dream is over
Start again?
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When the fuck did I have a restaurant? What game is this?
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you forgot! you programmed a game where you owned a restaurant :P
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This is Paycheck the game featuring llama
You awake 3 years on the future with no memories and a found in your pocket, a cellphone, a cellphone number with an anotation saying "call me <3" a flask of acid, a used condom, 6 bottles of vodka, and a motor penis, you see a door on the left and a prostitute on the right
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He doesnt accept your apologize and demands an insult fight duel!
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Thanks! You made my Steam crash when I tried to us the code. Anyway, someone got it before me.
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Blitzkrieg Anthology Steam Key: 3GYCJ-Z[]QK[]-Y[]6ZE
Blitzkrieg 2 Anthology Steam Key: MZP30-WWXPF-P[][]3[]
a few of tHese
aNd some of these
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You're the reason I'm leaving. (Kidding, I have to sleep. But I Hate you)
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This may be offensive to some but i havent seen frozen
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Ive never seen it either. Never listened to Let if Go for that matter. Just knwo the reference
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It was bad, but I'll be damned if I don't listen to the multi-language "Let it go" on youtube at least once a week.
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I dozed off in my chair for a second and missed two puzzles.
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Yeah, first thing I seen when I got into the thread. Good stuff!
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MC Frontalot - It Is Pitch Dark
Damn, this was meant to be a reply to magnificentone's "It is dark" post!
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I'm British as well, so I literally NEED a cup of tea, this is going to cost me!
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he saw the thread title and felt overwhelmed by the 2 llamas, or he's digging up that X from the treasure map
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Enemy Front Steam Key: FVRI0-[]HQG-VIKHC
laughing. text style.
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Editing your comment is cheating! Just make two comments to create alternate universes!
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You picked up:
- bottle of mead
- stale bread
- rotten tomato
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You look around for a hobo. You find an angry troll with a bone hammer.
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The sandwich bounces off the troll and falls to the ground. This only further angers the troll.
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The troll is unaffected. Though, you manage to summon a witch.
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The witch doesn't care. Her mother ran away when she was little. She proceeds to insult her own mother and yours for lying.
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The witch understands and thanks you for your support. Meanwhile the troll swings his hammer. It connect with your right leg, shattering it to pieces.
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Space Rangers HD: A War Apart Steam Key: NM4XE-50C63-I[]E
Just a []. ( a little bit)
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I've been watching Archer, my mind went right for, "Just the tip"
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Hegemony Rome: The Rise of Caesar Steam Key: XB[]-BVK89-4II5X
scrambled hip.
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10 Years After Steam Key: 6N[]-VQTEL-NL279
Large Hadron Collider. If it was a zoo, instead of a collider.
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THANKS, LLAMA!!!
You find yourself chained in a dark dungeon.
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The chains bind you to the wall. They don't seem very sturdy.
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You pull hard on the chains. The wall crumbles and a brick collides with your head. You are knocked unconscious. You wake up to a ray of light falling in front of you. There is a hole in the wall behind you.
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You shed tears. A drop falls on your genitals. They shrink due to your unmanliness.
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The guard enters excitedly and tries to take advantage.
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Yw, enjoy. You had me dying. :)
Edit: Gently cuddle the chains.
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Wonder aloud if the chains still love me.
(You may be earning that game tonight. XD)
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The chains whisper back that they did but you're no longer the person that they loved, that you've "chainged" (wink).
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Scowl and ignore the pun. Wonder why I loved them in the first place.
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You realize that you met the chains a day ago when you were imprisoned for excessive inebriation and had enjoyed passionate, drunken chain sex.
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Attempt to separate myself from the chains. Physically, and emotionally.
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The chains give way drained emotionally and physically, you think you can hear them die a little inside. You are now free.
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Try to remember what life was like before the chains.
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Flashes of memories come to mind. You envision a farm with crops ready for harvest., yourself standing outside a pub called Galloping Giant in the rain and a female wearing chain-link armor.
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Push the memories from my mind. Apologize to the chains and beg forgiveness. (Ok, I'm done. You have a full plate. :P)
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The chains forgive you and take back. You live happily ever after having 7 llama-chainlings.
THE END
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Play SnM sexual games with myself, or the dungeon guard if it is one
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You are chained to wall. You cannot remove your clothes.
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Ask the guard to sratch my clothes off by wiping the shit out of me while i moan and ask him to call me Martha
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The guard is creeped out by your detailed description but nevertheless he removes your clothes by hand and takes them with him as he leaves.
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I slip my hands out of the handcuff while he took my clothes off
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You manage to free your hands. You try to walk away only to realize that the guard did not take your pants and your legs are still bound to the wall.
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You find in your pocket:
- broken knife
- coins
- picture of a dog
You see something shining in the corner but you cannot reach it.
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You are transported to the chamber by the guard and tied to the table. He renacts Fifty Shades of Grey, scene by scene.
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Reprisal Universe Steam Key: 23F75-[]D-LJR0X
That's a mother I'd like to idolize.
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Samudai Steam Key: 7IAZ7-MR3QH-D33P2Y
There are so rarely words in these.
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Boo! Steam lockout:( edit: holy shit, it's 4:41am I wonder if I should just skip sleep tonight
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lol thats happenening to me too wrap this up pls llama
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omg you play as a kitty in this game? :3
Too bad I can't figure this out bluh
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Do you think anyone's tried calling claimed really quickly after Llama releases the key and then no one else tries to solve it?
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Samudai Steam Key: 7IAZ7-MR3QH-D33P2Y
There are so rarely words in these.
Hint 1: looks like a word. not a word. too many "vowels."
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Boid Steam Key: G2IXB-4[]3M-GP28Z
Martin needs to hurry the fuck up. Who will die next?!
(ran out of alcohol hours ago. :()
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You can't hurry with fucking, or the other part may die next. Oh wait, I just solved your puzzle!
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How are you still functioning if you've been deprived of alcohol for hours? You need that stuff to live, right? Like Bender?
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I stopped paying attention to the drops half an hour ago and focus my mind on the sexual dungeon text adventure
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I feel bad by what we have started. poor guy must be swamped with replies.
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Enemy Front Steam Key: FN6TW-EXNM6-H7[]
shit. numerically.
HINT 1: P--
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