One day a mommy key and a daddy key loved each other VERY VERY MUCH and...

from the key pixies of course

rumour has it that when gabe newell takes a dump , the keys are in his sh_t and these bundles sites they go through his poo and find keys and sell the keys for a cheap price.

Why they come from Florida of course.

And if I was a key I would be a musical key; it would be rather something to exist as "the food of love."

The Stork brings them.

Your mothers vagina.

From the great gaben in the sky.

how is keey formed?

how is keey formed
how gamer get gaems?

I would be the key to your heart, of course :3

Keyfairy. Sparkle Sparkle Bi***

when mommy K e daddy ey love each other a lot, get very close, kiss and after a while you get a key :3

The key is a lie.

"Where do keys come from?"

They are like aliens-they exists for long ago,but no one know where they live and where they came from

"If you were a key what key would you be?"

I dont want to be a key,be used once and disappear in black hole of internet. I want to be lockpick,especially for girls...If you know what i mean;)

they hatch from eggs

ex nihilo nihil fit

Unicorns give birth to them

partner.steamgames.com

Grandma told me all steamkeys are in fact Gabe Newell's poops!

You see, keys are ghosts of steam gifts. They no longer have nice picture the gifts have, are intangible for steam inventories, and you cannot hold them. They are these weird, nameless entities you can't recognize at a glance longing for warmth of some account library, yet are poor and are sold in bulk for pennies. But even then, they need to first pass through special window purgatory to lose their status and stand against the chosen.

They don't have any respect even here - if you look, almost everything at 30 CV cutoff list are keys. Not for the likes of them are 30.01$ giveaways. But one day, legends say, there will come promised SG2, where everyone will be equal. Mightiest Skyrim next to lowest bundle key - few believe it, but for keys, it's light in the dark, their one hope of regaining their place as entertainer of millions. One day...

A male Keynis goes into a female Keygina and impregnates her. This gives birth to Keybabys who will mature into Keys.

When mommy numbers and daddy letters get married and make love you will get a key :)

Oh, oh, oh, I know that one!

Here, I found them all! No? Not these?

You get that thingie in the PC you use to type in, cut a 3 by 4 board out of it?

Or or or or you go to those old bridges in Europe made of rocks, find the top central rock that holds it all together and remove it!

Or or or or wait wait -- what about pulling one of those thingies to whip eggs out of an American bottle of Scotch, then you will end up with... oh, crap, that won´t work, will it?

Wait wait do not go away yet, I am sure if you get a common simian a day after SUNday, wait until TUEsday, then right after midnight... hey, come back! I am not done yet!

No one ever explained them to you? They come from Mexico, once a year they migrate to Canada and that's the season when Valve hunts. Gabe Newell treats Steam keys like Foster Farms treats there chickens.

Best Knock knock joke ever.

"Two guys walk into a bar.....but the third one was a duck".

hahahahah