Let's write a story! [Crappy GAs inside]

Well, not really crappy. It's a game that looks like a lot of fun, has over one thousand overwhelmingly positive steam reviews and I actually debated for a good while whether to get it for myself or as a giveaway(ended up deciding I have too many games right now anyway). It just happens to be really cheap and so all I could afford.

Anyway, it's basically minesweeper++. Here's the basic version and here's the version with more difficult puzzles for the puzzle masters.

So now without further ado, the actual thread itself! The GAs are just clickbait if I'm being perfectly honest :p

We recently started doing this albeit somewhat differently on the other forums that I frequent so I thought why not do it here too. Hopefully this is not considered spam. If it is, too bad. This thread never existed in that case.

The rules are simple and they are only 2.

1. Your post can contain ONE sentence of thirty-five words at most. Not more.(Although it could be less - as little as one word will do!) ((Yes I just upped the limit so my post would fit :p))

2. You can post only if someone else has posted before your last post (no double- or more posts)

Hopefully we can create a story.

I will keep a summary of the story in the first post. So far:

Mary walked over to the door and unbolted it. But what she found wasn't her usual office. It seems like she entered through the gateways of hell. She then picked up the megasphere and ran towards the exit. In her rush, she stumbled and fell, hitting her head. She looked up, only to find the exit blocked by the most nightmarish of things: A cracked computer monitor. Screams Thunder roared at that time. Because she's so scared and she passed out while standing up. Then awakening a few hours later she realized the cracked computer monitor was still there! Desperate, she called tech support, but they were unable to help because they wouldn't send someone over to move it. So she remebered this guy, Cthulhu, she met a few nights ago was a tech wiz. But Cthulhu is a lazy wiz. So she desperately looked around for another. Surprisingly she found Captain Jean luc Picard instead! He sipped his tea and gazed at her. "Do you know why I brought you here, Mary?" * internally screaming *

Keeping the megasphere close and discreetly looking for another way out, she stuttered: "W-... Why?"

"I know about the orb you found in the trash the other day, and I am the only one who can protect you from its dangers", he said. She replied: "Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end..." And then they all died.

"And I will crush you! Or kiss you! I haven't decided yet" he almost screamed, if he hadn't been dead. But sweet baby Jesus wanted to find out what was all about, so he himself revived them all. And then everyone died again. (they were also out of revives) THE END

But, it wasn't the end, as any ending is simply a new beginning.

It turned out the new beginning was the sweet release of death itself for the whole universe. It collapsed and bye, m'kay? That's when the aliens realised that Terra was not populated anymore, and they decided to invade it. As it turns out, though, the population had simply moved to underground facilities and were prepared for war.

From the everlasting skies, Lord Gaben looked at the populated planet Terra. The almighty thought to himself:

"This is pretty fucking boring."

To clear the issue, he create Steam v3 to crush the puny console peasants.

After which, everyone died in a fiery abyss because Steam v3 was too good. Only Lord Gaben himself survived, without the power to create anything anymore said:

"My God, it's full of sales!"

And there's when fat boy Gabe realised that he is the sole survivor on the planet and he alone had to stop the alien invasion. The first Planet-alone war started.

And out of nowhere a badly transmitted hologram of Mary appeared before the eyes of the boy, holding an orb. Gaben sales had made everyone to live and buy games and all heroes from this games began to fight with evil and produce porn, porn became bright and without evil. The porn was a result of Mary displacing the orb -- it wasn't some vengeful shadow, simply the universe catching up to itself.

"RERO RERO RERO" Mary's phone was ringing, it was a call from an old friend: Picard!

"Wut r u doing wit my daughter?" He asked.