It's my cake day, AMA

It's mine ¬¬

Of course where else would you find penguins :p

I was actually relocated to the Cincinatti zoo, where I was advised to stay clear of children, dunno why.

I find racist that just because I'm a penguin I have to know EVERY other penguin, sir. I demand an apology.

How can love be real if youtube isn't real.

baby don't hurt me

It's cool, I mostly stay all day on those communal group hugs we form, There's some crazy dude making bombs and stuff in the nest next to me, so I'm a little scared tho.

No, neutrons are basically the Switzerland of the Atom, they step aside and welcome the protons and electrons' cash with open arms.

Getting tips from the baker down the street on how to pinch the asshole that pulled my hair at kindergarten every day most effectively.

Happy cake day yourself!

Noot noot! you too enjoy :3

That's the cutest thing i've seen today, aaaawwwwww

I'm a basic bitch.

Antarctic or European?

Eden on playstyle, Lilith on mechanics. I hate Maggie, fuck maggie.

Also, Tyrone, if you're reading. Fuck having to grind Greed, I swear, there's no point to it after the first runs, it just boils down to hold R till I can break the game on the 1st floor.

OW takes the cake for that, giff 124 tick servers blizz pls.