Corny or not, it still gave me a chuckle! And thanks for the giveaways!

Even the root of the name Nikolaos is Greek. This saint was a Greek of the East roman empire. ΝΙΚΟΛΑΟΣ = ΝΙΚΗ + ΛΑΟΣ = the victory of the people . Came from a very rich family but sold everything for the poor. He was a high orthodox priest in Caesaria in minor asia and he started to wear red clothes for he wanted to be loved but small children. This is the true story the northpole, the elves and other stuff is just a fairytail. And of course he was orthodox.

Bump and meow.

Q: What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
A: A lost clause.

good one! didn't get it at first but when I did, I appreciated it :)
also ppl seem to have so much butthurt here about what Santa is and what he isn't and what actually counts a Turkey. lol

Up!

He's from hell if you rearrange the letters

S A N T A = S A T A N

Bump :3

I'm pretty sure he's Coca-Colian

Well, I thought I was a special bit pedantic by knowing he was from what is now Turkey, but this thread has taught me that it wasn't pedantic enough and that he's a Greek, from the Roman Empire, who is from an area that is in what is now Turkey.

So... If I ever end up on a trivia game show and this comes up, thank you in advance SteamGifts and Wikipedia. :D

I must admit I chuckled for a second there ... chapeau !

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That's strange, but is seems Santa Claus is turkish.
See, Santa Claus is other name of Saint Nicholas, and he was born in Patara, which is in Turkey. My life will never be the same...

Ohohoho! That is an elbow-slapper! "North Polish"... Ha! Bring the elbows to me and I shall slap them!

He's from santania which is commonly mistaken for satania.

Narnian, for sure!

Haha. Good one,

but in reality he's Finnish, of course!

Bump!

Bumpo~

He is russian

Bump

Happy cake day!

Turkish. (St. Nicholas)

Bumping for the joke; it made me smile at least. :3

Am I allowed to break the mood and tell the harsh truth?
Santa Claus doesn't exist... <insert evil grin here>