100 milestone celebration [lvl 3+] [edit]

Bumpity bumpity

bumperino for all potatoes

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He
cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late.

• Jack Handey

What kind of bunny can't hop?
A chocolate one ^^

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

And a happy Easter to you!

Do you like fishsticks?
-Yeah.
Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?
-Yeah.
What are you then, a gay fish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhJteYnoLBI

"a funny joke"

If that is not enough:

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
A: They take the psychopath.

I'm not sure it's easy understand in english or not...origin is chinese joke lol.

A lady go to the pet store, want to buy a puppy.
She asked the boss: "This dog is loyal to his master unfaithful Ah?"
The boss said to her, of course loyal Ah!
I sold this dog five times, and she always are back to the store.

Did someone say bad jokes?

What's a duck's favorite drug?

Quack.

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Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: “I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”

When a chinese hit a foreigner speaking english:
“I am sorry.”
"I am sorry too"
"I am sorry three"
"what are you sorry for"
"I am sorry five"
:D

What type of markets do dogs avoid?

Flea markets!

I'm so poor that I can't even pay attention hihihi

First
Q: Why did the furious Jedi cross the street?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: What do you call two suns fighting each other?
A: Star Wars

and then ...
Happy easter!

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cannot enter but thanks a lot for your contribution :) a joke... mmhh what about my ex gf's heart? :D

What animal is white and looks like a tooth?

A molar bear

Thanks and a joke below:
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

Thank you!

I mean... I'm joking :P

Not in your white list, and I do not know whether this is good or bad.

But bump!

bump bump - who´s there? it´s me, bump.

Two dogs are sitting on a porch.
One dog says "You know what I hate about hot days?"
The other dog says "OH MY GOD A TALKING DOG!"

bump!

Bump!