Story time!

moi! lol how did u punch yourself?

I somehow kicked a wall with my knee once, but yours definitively wins.

can I have one please?

I punched my wife while I was being assaulted, kicked while playing football or attacked by a crocodile...

All in my dreams, of course.
Sometimes it's hard to sleep with me. At least I don't snore :)

May I have other , please?

Woah...
I've tried something a bit like it when I was small I hung me at the crossbar on a football goal, then it tipped down over me and it hit my one eye. That was how I got a black eye for some years ago.

INterested in dindo d day.
Also, wear box gloves while you sleep.

i'd like one of them keys

I've saved a rat from a trap while yelling at it "Don't die".

To be honest I'm not sure what happened to it.

I've fallen asleep during walking.

Hmm... I once helped a construction guy to roll one of these huge cable reels, an unexpected path downhill and unfortunately their car was kinda in the way so it smashed right into it. End of story.

Maybe one of the dino d-days still available? ;)

edit: ty :)

If you still have Dino D Day, can I have one?

Can i have one please?

I don't think I have ever punched anything while sleeping but I know for sure that I at least once sleepwalked and continued sleeping on the carpet in my room.
Also people keep telling me I am sleeptalking. :/

"So I found out last night I apparently punched myself in the face and gave myself a black eye... And I never woke up from it"

O_O I doubt that anyone can top that story if you're actually posting from a lucid dream or beyond the grave!!

I headbutted the wall in the night once, woke up with my pillowcase dyed. Wasn't pleasant