preorder bonuses

9 years ago

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why u preorder stuff

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cause bonuses
cause i know game will be good
cause im rich
cause im a potato with cheese and steamed carrots on top
cause fuck u

None of the above.

9 years ago
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hello, you look familiar :p

9 years ago
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Why, hello there~ :P

9 years ago
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At least it was some good preorder bonuses?

9 years ago
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"I don't pre-order"

9 years ago
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The results of this poll may indicate that you neglected the "I don't preorder stuff" option.

9 years ago
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I've never pre-ordered a game, and with the current state of the industry it looks like I won't in a long time.

9 years ago
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I was looking forward to a story. A story of how the wallet died.

9 years ago
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Me 2, my heart is now broken .

9 years ago
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there was once a coach wallet named Josephine, she was the most beautiful wallet that there ever was. with thick brown leather curves and a supple bouncy opening. Her best friend was the Benjamin brothers ( 5 in total), they used to sleep together and frolic together within Josephine's cozy premium leather bindings, but as we all know the good times dont last. One day Josephine noticed that the eldest Benjamin went missing and so she asked the 4 remaining Benjamins what happened and they told her that Elder Ben had been used to buy many cheese burgers and some fries. Josephine was sad but she understood that he died in the line of duty so she grieved in silence and acceptance and went to sleep inside her home, the living Pocket. The next morning Josephine woke up to fine all the other Benjamins gone and when she asked Pocket what happened, he told her that they were all used to preorder games on steam. A shocked and scared Josephine said "but dont they know that those who are preordered never come back!?!?" Pocket saids "yes they have given their lives in the defence of Ubisoft, a great and noble and hardworking dude who will one day become the president of all gamers" Upon hearing that her friends were never coming back Josephine crawled back into Pocket and slowly withered away, becoming super thick and unbendable, nothing but an echo of a happier time when money was still inside of her. Hail Ubisoft

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:,D thx for fixing my heart, i love u

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Ah, Project Zomboid....

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Closed 8 years ago by MastorOfBeat.