Are you harsh, an arse, hardcore or just a crazy badass? Join the roast!

Reopen an old group = lack of any creativity.

ehm, not harsh enough. as proof, i have zero in my blacklist

I'm such a freaking badass mofo that sometimes when I walk past people their hearts burst inside their chest from the hardcore metal that radiates from my person. B1

I told a jazz artist to his face that I pirate all his music because he was actually a jerk in real life.

i am so tough that i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast

I hate birthdays, does it count as "cold" :| ?

I once went partying on friday
I wasted all my money and it was in an illegal squat so I kinda wanted to stay there
I was about 80km from home
on monday I came home
I walked it all the way following the traintracks.

I'm such a badass that last night I mounted my steed, rode to the nearest bandit camp, unsheathed my trusty steel sword, charged full speed into a group of scumbags, swinging my sword, decapitating the nearest bandit. I did this 5 times until all said bandits were dead.

This totally happened in real life and not in the game I played last night (guess which one).

I'm so harsh/arse that I think best solution to all problems is a) Getting rid of all humans, by any means, b) just destroying earth(like vaporising it at minimum) or c) both sequentially. Mass murder would make world better.

Being a jerk is my original sin
Thanks for the invite, i'll check the group later

Im Swagalicious01, and thats enough.

I like to throw LEGOs on the floor, when people don't wear shoes.

I'm as cold as ice, ask my friends. Oh wait.....

I'm such a badass that once I got bored so I carved a "WTF" on my hand, with a razor blade.
Will post the picture later if I found it.

I am so badass people call me Mac

Who the fuck cares?

I once shaved with my straight razor. Without any shave soap... I would never do that. I am a level 1 rifle, archery, and shotgun instructor, can make a kill shot at about 1000 yards every time, and also teach wilderness survival courses to hundreds of people a year. I built, and slept in, survival shelters in a tropical storm. I can build a fire in the pouring rain in about a half hour, every time. I once sucked dick for bus fare, and then walked. most of that is true.

That sounds awful.

I am so badass that I had it examined by doctors. It turns out I have ass elephantiasis. I'm still under treatment.

See, I'd make a witty comment like JonathanKalo, but I just realised:

I hate witty commentators.

I should probably go and off myself now.