Because it's fun...

Have a puzzle!

My first puzzle, so let me know if there's anything wrong with it...

I have discovered steamgifts -and puzzles- only recently, and since I had a lot of fun solving puzzles during the last few days, I decided to make one of my own for you guys.

<b>UPDATE:</b>

Hi guys, sorry for replying so late. Just a couple of updates after reading your comments.

1. No answer is case sensitive, because that's how itstoohard works. So type it anyway you like... capital letter(s) or not, it shouldn't matter.

2. There is more than one correct answer to Q7, as pentaerythritol pointed out (thanks!). Although correct, 'cord card ward' will not work because I haven't thought about it when I made the puzzle. I will NOT update the accepted answers because it would be unfair to the people who already solved it. Sorry about this...