So I went mountain biking today and now I have saddle sore... hurts to sit. What do I do now? also I think my cheeks are a few centimeters apart now.

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__ಠ Good luck with that

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It really hurts.

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cushions don't help.

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Check that your bike seat is still attached to your bike.

Now, check if your refrigerator is running ...

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Oh fuck I lol'd

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It was attached and at one point my nads where attached to the cross bar, I am now a lady also I don't own a fridge I have a team of eskimos who blow on my food to keep it chilled.

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Buy a new seat if that seat feels not comfy

now,see your doctor to get your cheeks fixed, just wait and do not bike for like a week

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My club rents, he said I have nice ass.

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That's good lol, just buy a new seat or wait a week, if that seat still hurts buy a new one

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I don't even..

12 years ago
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Pillow + bike seat + duct tape.

WHY HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS. Casual bikers unite!

I wanted a picture to go with this post, but this is the closest google could get, and its not exactly what im going for.

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Rofl,that is not a bad idea

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That doesn't address the issue of my nono area feeling like its been treated to a massage with hammers

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Does it hurt wen you sit down on your couch or stand up? see your doctor if it does hurt, that's my best answer for you,get well soon

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It addresses how to avoid it in the future.

To sell a man fish forever, or to teach him how to go fishing?

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I'd buy the fish... and sit on it to sooth my ass ache.

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I've seen bike seats that are wider than most peoples' asses. Also, they make silicone gel ones, it is like sittng on a breast implant.

Men should really stay away from cheap bike seats.

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Its the guy who owns them's fault his bike seat a fancy as fuck we have the ass seats which hurt my ass seat

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Did you really go mounting biking? Those "injuries" are suspect bro.

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I did yes, took out 2 groups beginners and advanced and now my ass hurts

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See a doctor or wait a week, that is my only answer for your issue

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USE ALL THE COTTON BALLS!

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Cock 'n balls? Come on now, I don't think this gentleman is in any mood for dick jokes!

EDIT: Nevermind, here you go

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They just get stuck in my rectum then I have to bend over and fire fart them out the window where they would hit an elderly driver and force them to crash into a mother and child who's deaths would drive the husband to deep depression where he would ultimately start a shoot out in a public place killing many and then himself all because my anus hurts.

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WAT.

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Are you sure you were awake throughout the whole trip? How many people accompanied you on said trip?

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I was indeed, we had 8 the first loop and 5 the second.

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rubbing them on my ass wouldn't work... but it would be a sex crime.

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Ask support, they should be able to help.

(joke aside, sorry to hear that, having a small pillow wherever you sit for a couple of days should be enough, if not, go to a doctor)

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Pooping is sore.

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You could try eating some fibers, so poop wont come out so...hard

(why the hell are we discussing your painful pooping evacuation on a gaming forum?)

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because I'm playing faerie solitaire and sins of solar empire rebellion atm.

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That explains everything.

writes a banana prescription

You should be ok with that, let me know if the pain becomes too much and the safe word doesnt work.

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just ate a triple ham and mature white cheese sandwich with white bread, pretty sure I'll get blocked up

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I like the fact we spent a thread talking about my pooper.

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SteamGifts.com -- A loving environment. A caring community.

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them two comments should be first thing new comers to the website should be shown.

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Here, we care about people's poopers.

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Time heals everything.

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I cant rub time on my brown starfish

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You don't have to rub time on your starfish thing. Just let it do its own job.

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Closed 12 years ago by mrlukecaptain.