I finally won The Ship!

For weeks I've been entering giveaways of this game, staring at the screen, refreshing the page with trembling hands, only to find out that I did not win The Ship - the Holy Grail of giveaways. Even when the chances were pretty good, Lady Luck had turned her snotty little nose away from me.

But you know what? Gone are the sleepless nights of sobbing into pillow. Today I finally won it by entering a giveaway with a 100% chance of success. That's how you beat the system! Fuck you, RND gods! In your face, Lady Luck!

To celebrate this joyous occasion, here's a little something to spend all of your Metro-spawned points on.