Confused?

As we all know, Valentine's Day is coming and because not everyone is a smoking hot sexy bear like me, I know that it is hard to have a female animal harem. Or even a female/male harem, or just a harem, for that matter. So this will be a guide for those who want company or even something more on Valentine's Day. This guide is open to anyone, male or female since I think that all the options available are kind of genderless or bigender, so yeah enjoy! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


Who to Summon What to do
jbondguy Spread ice shards. Try to melt them. He will come and stop you. Start from there.
Dolan Say 'k™'. Or have some meth in your pocket. He will appear. Engage conversation.
PsychoClown Listen to 'Celldweller'. Scream 'I want to be psycho'. He will be right behind you.
Yeliena Eat some carbs. Lay on the couch with your belly pointing up. She will appear saying that is not healthy.
Khazadson Ask for a gentleman. Write his name on paper 3 times. Guy on a horse will be incoming.
Houdini Do something heretic. He will eventually appear shouting at you.
Jasmine Think about a parrot and how McCoy is stupid. She will fly to your shoulder just to say she is not a parrot.
Akashash Sing 'say geronimo, say geronimo' while stripping. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Ceebers Bleep, bloop bloop, blub.
Fyan This one should be easy. Do something (...) FYANTASTIC!
Faboitas Make a cool guide like this one. He'll show up with some candy.
Adam Errr. This one is quite weird. You have to be a zombie, I don't know If its worth it.
leonidas THIS.IS.SPARTAAAAAAA. Step on a lego. Cry in a corner. He will kick you out of your own house.
banana man Have lots of bananas. Make banana bread. Attempt to eat it.
Miss 'I'm too good to summon someone so i must be summoned' Be max thunder. Period.
Max Thunder Get yourself lightning struck. ???. Profit.

Disclaimer: I can't be summoned but you can try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Otherwise I will not be available.


Disclaimer: If you want a relationship this might not be the right guide for you, this is only for a day/night stand on Valentine's Day. I also will not be responsible by what happens after you tried to summon someone.

Also don't just use my services, leave a bump ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


If I made a typo, please let me know.

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Inclusive? I don't get it either, but thanks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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A little Valentine's gift for my favorite summoner, JoaoWho.

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Oh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I realize now that you are still adding ppl to the summoning guide... how can we get in the list? xD

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That, my dear, its a secret kept on god's bosson

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In God Bosson? Mmmmm... interesting... D:

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Well, my poor English doesn't allow me to make jokes, but bump for the smiles you put on my face :)

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I'm glad you did appreciate ^^

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I'm gonna catch everyone like this.

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That dress would not fit me. YOU WANT ME NAKED.

HERESY

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GDI YOU REALISED MY EVIL PLAN.

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Are there any hidden costs of summoning?

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yes, but they are tax-deductible ;)

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Yes, you must lick the mixing things

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Don't give the devil (Bear) 3 drops of blood or Your soul will go to hell and burn there.

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I feel scammed :/

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It was a consiprarcy against you!

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<3

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Hmm now I know where bear comes up with stuff

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What D:

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That's what!

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Ay Caramba

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what if i want to summon something with more tentacles?

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Bear already stated he's not available.

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He will serve here or will serve on the firing line!

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OH YOU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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You can start :3

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Wait, why am I on this list? I'll be busy gaming.
I mean yeah, feel free to be my valentine but please don't interfere with my gaming, mmkay? Just... Either stay in a corner, or join in the gaming.
Also, you need to bring your own snacks. That's a rule.

PS: I'll provide the ice cream, though. So yeah. There's that.

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did someone said ice cream?

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Pro tip: Say that you love 'Just cause 2'. Instant date guaranteed .

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What flavour?

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Mint and chocolate chips. Personal favorite.

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Good choice. I knew only one person who disliked mint ice cream. R.I̶.̶P̶.

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I love mint and chocolate chip ice cream :3

Now, where did I put those shards again..........?

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How do I UNsummon someone? Hmmmmmmmm?

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You can't, that's the catch!

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You're Houdini, should be no problem for you.

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COMMMISSAR!

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you can't blam people for your heretic name choices. :P

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Ouch, good question, will add some answers to OP about that later

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Must wait for more powerful summoner than you to summon them of course. Certain exceptions though, like Dolan can be everywhere at once...

Edit: Typo fix >.<

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So I was looking at the science fiction and fantasy section on amazon when I saw this. it made me laugh.

As you made a valentines thread figured I'd post it here.

Not working... well just a link to the books page then. http://www.amazon.com/Bear-Love-Paranormal-Holiday-Shifter-ebook/dp/B00T34TY3I/

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I laughed so much when I saw that.

Instabuy

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To summon a bear you must be the bear

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K™

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This list sux, no Monu, No Jonex, no summon.

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Time to remove the F5 key from the keyboard for a couple of days, don't want to summon you by mistake! ;P

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F5 giveaway on Valentine's day actually sounds like a good idea... make the sad even sadder. >:)

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Maybe you shouldn't have Valentine days plans. >.>

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Wat, Khé. [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅|

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That was awesome.
Whitelisted.

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Thanks !!

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Since lately I barely read the forum, all I can say is...

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Hm, i'll try that and see.

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This guide, lacks of anime and red ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Us old guys being superseded by these youngins. Get off my lawn!

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