Confused?

As we all know, Valentine's Day is coming and because not everyone is a smoking hot sexy bear like me, I know that it is hard to have a female animal harem. Or even a female/male harem, or just a harem, for that matter. So this will be a guide for those who want company or even something more on Valentine's Day. This guide is open to anyone, male or female since I think that all the options available are kind of genderless or bigender, so yeah enjoy! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


Who to Summon What to do
jbondguy Spread ice shards. Try to melt them. He will come and stop you. Start from there.
Dolan Say 'k™'. Or have some meth in your pocket. He will appear. Engage conversation.
PsychoClown Listen to 'Celldweller'. Scream 'I want to be psycho'. He will be right behind you.
Yeliena Eat some carbs. Lay on the couch with your belly pointing up. She will appear saying that is not healthy.
Khazadson Ask for a gentleman. Write his name on paper 3 times. Guy on a horse will be incoming.
Houdini Do something heretic. He will eventually appear shouting at you.
Jasmine Think about a parrot and how McCoy is stupid. She will fly to your shoulder just to say she is not a parrot.
Akashash Sing 'say geronimo, say geronimo' while stripping. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Ceebers Bleep, bloop bloop, blub.
Fyan This one should be easy. Do something (...) FYANTASTIC!
Faboitas Make a cool guide like this one. He'll show up with some candy.
Adam Errr. This one is quite weird. You have to be a zombie, I don't know If its worth it.
leonidas THIS.IS.SPARTAAAAAAA. Step on a lego. Cry in a corner. He will kick you out of your own house.
banana man Have lots of bananas. Make banana bread. Attempt to eat it.
Miss 'I'm too good to summon someone so i must be summoned' Be max thunder. Period.
Max Thunder Get yourself lightning struck. ???. Profit.

Disclaimer: I can't be summoned but you can try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Otherwise I will not be available.


Disclaimer: If you want a relationship this might not be the right guide for you, this is only for a day/night stand on Valentine's Day. I also will not be responsible by what happens after you tried to summon someone.

Also don't just use my services, leave a bump ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ


If I made a typo, please let me know.

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I can't figure out what is happening here.

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Take four shots of Everclear and read the thread again, it should make much more sense.

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I think that may only exacerbate the problem.

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Basically, you've just met JoaoWho for the first time. That's what's happening.

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Please give a first good impression. I'm nervous

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If you are trying to get someone to come, I don't think summoning is the way to get it done.

if you know what I mean

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You're right. "Beckoning" sounds better.

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I don't go to people, they come to me for advice...

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The real reason why JoaoWho cannot be summed today!

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I have no idea how I missed this hahahahahahaha

Also, very easy to summon the baer.

Baer4president

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I'm here, only worked after valentine's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Can i still summon users after valentine's day ? :c

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I don't thin that will be possible :c

But try summoning yourself

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Does anyone want a martini shaken not stirred?
wink wink

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£14.99 please.

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lol no. But it IS made and served by me.

andIkindahavetoputupwithyouinsteadofmydreamdatejamesbond

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thatcompletelydependsonyourchoiceofrestaurant

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it'smyfavourite!

You make things so difficult! When I want to pretend to be gay, I want to pretend to be gay.

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Such a drunk.

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Yes ma'am.

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Already betraying max, uh?

Well I did say 'one day/night stand summoning' so, you're good

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You can't, its not valentine's anymore :c

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Cough

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You summoned yourself.

That's amazing!

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