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Today was the hottest 15th of August of the whole 2023

Mummies are so rare nowadays due to the Victorian British who ate ground-up mummy powder as medicine.

In Ancient Rome the Walls of the Bathhouses were used like modern internet forums
Some examples
Tavern of Verecundus: Restitutus says: "Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates".

Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

House of the Citharist, below a drawing of a man with a large nose: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

House of Cuspius Pansa: The finances officer of the emperor Nero says this food is poison (a 2000 year old restaurant critic!)

Bar: We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

House and Office of Volusius Luvencus: Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you love me.

Bar of Athictus: I screwed the barmaid (that's just boasting)

Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!' (the Romans really were obsessed with scatology)

Gladiator barracks: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

Gladiator barracks: Antiochus hung out here with his girlfriend Cithera.

House of Pascius Hermes: Watch it, you that shits in this place! May you have Jove's anger if you ignore this. (wow, more defecating!)

There are no muscles in your fingers: Their function is controlled by muscles in your palms and arms

The national animal of Scotland is a unicorn

Back in the day, I could totally twist my body in this weird way where I could effortlessly put both my feet behind my neck. I'm not sure if I can still do it now, but if I work at it, I might be able to bring back that contortionist skill. Also, for some strange reason, I once tried shoving my whole fist into my mouth. I have no idea why I even attempted that, and unfortunately, I can't remember much about that bizarre incident.

Goofy fact:

Goofy was the first of Disney's classic characters to star in his own feature-length film, 1995's A Goofy Movie.

Did you know there are flying foxes in South East Asia?
Now you know.
Cheers!

Most herbal and nootropic supplements have no clinically proven benefits, only harmful side-effects.

You could fall to the center of the Earth in 19 minutes

The Eiffel Tower gets taller in the summer.

Damsel fish protect herds of mysid shrimp to fertilize crops of reef algae that they eat.

What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
The space bar.

A lot of people think Goofy Goof (yes, that's his surname - which doesn't help at all!) is a cow (like Clarabelle), as pluto is a literal dog and having both literal and anthropomorphic dogs together is a can of worms.

I just learned about this lately and I saw it on tiktok, and I think its a goofy fact.
I just found out that "Hello Kitty" is not a cat, the creators said she's a little human girl. 🥴🥴

Alaska was a part of RUSSIA till 1867. The U.S. purchased Alaska from Russia in 1867.

The late Queen Elizabeth II was a trained mechanic. During the Second World War, she registered for the war service at age 16, and two years later she began training in car mechanics and truck driving in the Auxiliary Territorial Service. She was also the only woman in the royal family to ever serve in the military.

The logo for Chupa Chups lollipops was designed by Salvador Dali in 1969.

Australia is wider than the moon. Diameter of the moon - 3400km. Diameter of Australia (east-west) - just shy of 4000km.

Pigs can't look upwards.

Peter Wheeler (Was the head of TVR) believed that the TVR Sagaris is safer without airbags, ABS, traction & electronic stability control.

Big Ben is actually not the tower, it's the bell. The tower was called Clock Tower, then renamed Elizabeth Tower in 2012.

Goofy™ is owned by Disney©®.

Wombat poop is cube shaped:

Why is wombat poop cube-shaped?

In an average lifetime, human skin completely replaces itself 900 times.

I'm gonna give you a few "goofy" facts that I have some knowledge of.

1. Left-handedness was considered sinful and a bad omen in the past. (Growing up, my mom actually told me how teachers would force me to write right-handed but it never worked out because I guess I absolutely just suck at it).

2. There was a study done where psychologists put fake scarring on peoples faces and even after removing the scars (without the person knowing) the person still thought everyone was looking at them in public and judging them despite not having the fake scar on their face anymore. (This emphasizes the spotlight effect but shines a light on what it might be like for someone who's disabled).

3. Even blind people can dream visually and while scientist can tell we're dreaming, they don't know how or why we dream. (Dreams are just really cool I M O).

The Mask of Agamemnon is a burial mask found on a dead king in a Greek tomb. It has kept the name despite all archeologists agreeing it is probably, most definitely NOT the dead king Agamemnon's mask -- why? Purely because the discoverer made that name famous (so it stuck) and he wished it really was Agamemnon's tomb (despite him knowing it wasn't).

In Joliet Illinois it is a misdemeanor to mispronounce the city's name and is punishable by a $5 fine.

Vegans typically fart more often and produce worse smelling farts than the average person.