State Goofy facts and get added to my whitelist.

We spend a year on the toilet in our lifetime. ...

Tomorrow sun will shine again. At least somewhere on this planet

There are three different speech disorders whose names cannot be properly pronounced by those who suffer for them.
A lisp affects pronunciation of the letter S.
Rhoticism affects pronunciation of the letter R.
Lambdacism affects pronunciation of the letter L.

Old one, but it's a nice thread, so let's add something to the collection
There are just 10 types of people in the world
those who understand binary and those who don't

Something less hermetic
In China you used to pay the doctor to keep you healthy. Once you got ill, you stopped paying.
Nice motivation to make the patient recover ASAP, right?

Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs.

The colour of your eyebrows matches the colour of your private area-hair and the colour of your lips matches your n*pples. The only facts I retained from my high school biology class.

The opposite of the word introvert is extravert; extrovert is an extremely common misspelling.

Moose's biggest predators are killer whales (aka orcas).

Also, orcas are big dolphins. They are called "killer whales" because sailors saw them preying on whales so called them "whale killer" and then some people were like "stupid sailors and not knowing grammar" or maybe "killer whale rolls better off the tongue and who cares it totally mean something different".

(non-baby) humans are the only animals that can choke to death on food.

(baby) humans can drink and breathe at the same time.

In Texas, anyone planning to commit a crime should notify the victim 24 hours in advance.
This law is said to have been enforced to reduce the crime.

People with beards are just people without beards, with beards

Gary Oldman is 13 days older than Gary Numan obviously 😀

Some female penguins are engaged in prostitution - they have sexual intercourse in exchange for stones to build a house. However, sometimes they simply trick the male into thinking they are going to have sex, and then run away as soon as they get a pebble.

Here's a joke I just read - don't take it too seriously ;)

A woman comes home after running errands.
She opens the front door, and yells to her husband “pack your bags, I just won the lottery”
He replies “wow that’s great, where are we going?!?”
She says “I don’t care just get the fuck out.”

Japan is farther east, west, north, and south than (both) Korea(s)

KISS is one of the biggest bands in rock music history.

They have sold more gold records in the USA than any other band ever.

The first S in their logo is slightly thicker than the second S.

And my favorite:
They used to have three guys named Paul in the band simultaenously:
Paul Stanley
Paul Frehley Ace Frehley
Paul Caravello Eric Carr

Frehley and Caravello weren't allowed to use the name Paul because there was already a Paul Stanley in the band.
And Stanley's real name isn't even Paul Stanley. It's Stanley Eisen.

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The Wilhelm Scream is well known. Did you know there is a “Goofy” version?
The Goofy Holler appears in almost every Goofy film whenever he takes a large fall. It also appears in several other Disney films.

¿What's good about Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a plus!

the king charles the first of spain was born in a toilet. his mother was in the middle of throwing a party when she went to the bathroom feeling stomach ache. once there she realized her feeling wasn't a symptom of sickness, but giving birth

Did you know that Santa Claus is considered the smartest man in the world? This is because he had the right idea to live a quiet life: visit people once a year.

In Oregon, it's illegal to go hunting in a cemetery. It seems they want to keep the peace among the living and the departed. So, if you ever get the urge to combine your love for hunting with a graveyard stroll, Oregon might not be the best place to make that happen.

Recently, residents of a Peruvian village claimed to have sighted some extraterrestrial visitors, but an investigation revealed that these "aliens" were really gang members with jetpacks who were searching for gold.
https://themessenger.com/news/aliens-terrorizing-people-in-peru-villages-turn-out-to-be-gold-miners-on-jetpacks

His original name was Dippy Dawg. Then George Geef. His official surname is Goof.
He was the first classic Disney character to have his own feature film.
He had a son before Max named Junior and a wife who was human.
He is a dog not a cow as some people seem to think.
Bill Farmer is his current voice actor and best one imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AroizPqj14M

The first President of Zimbabwe – President Banana – actually brought in a law to stop people making fun of his name.

In California, it's illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub! Ruled a law in the 20's due to people believing that the citric acid in the orange would mix with the natural bath oils and create a highly explosive mixture... So stay safe, be careful!

I've been hanging onto that weird fact since 2nd grade... Knew it'd pay off!( ≖ ‿ ≖)