Will Valve EVER count to 3?

They are approaching Capcom's past inability to count to 3. But unlike Capcom, they didn't release a Super Hyper Ultimate Extended Street Fighter 2 Omega Special Gold edition.

Dispenser lvl3, portal test chamber #3...

Well Assassin's Creed finally managed to count to 3, maybe there's some hope for Valve yet.

They are contractually obliged not to make games that have a three at the end. Some sort of delusion that Gaben has, that his empire will crumble, humanity will perish, the great Cthulhu will rise from the depths, zombies will walk, velociraptors will steal our jobs (such smart girls), and the earth will be doomed..if he gives the go ahead to create, as example, Half-Life 3.

So much responsibility rests on his shoulders..

NO!

Look at all the originality of this new invented joke, so fresh.

Valve count more then 3: Left 4 (four) Dead - they count to 4. :)

Meanwhile EA is 3 happy...

2013....the last hope

Valve actually counted to three when they made the "Meet the Pyro" for TF2, at first they didn't want to make it but it seems that they changed their idea

Pcgamer noted a few months back that valve is about to put the touch-ups on episode 3. They weren't trolling.