Quotes of the day

"You are terrifying and strange and beautiful,
someone not everyone knows how to love."

• Warsan Shire

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.-Captain Dathon

„Life is the best school of life.“
– National hero and giant Jára Cimrman.

Tân-menu selek lanun naman

First person to translate this will go on my whitelistunless you're on my blacklist.

“We cannot think of being acceptable to others until we have first proven acceptable to ourselves.”
― Malcolm X

Running drops pounds, bearding drops panties.-Someone awesome.

Oh no I spilled my Fritos! Its like an MLG crime scene! -My friend

“Whenever we confront an unbridled desire, we are surely in the presence of a tragedy-in-the-making.” ~ Quentin Crisp

"Crass men send d**k pics, gentlemen send beard pics."-me

Gelek menu caragu rukhs=You smell like orc dung

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.” - Mark Twain

"Do you like social ads?"

You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection." -Buddha

"Bring your love baby I could bring my shame." - The Weeknd

Thanks to those who posted here when I was busy!-me

Breaker of trees mouthless mutters
Roots of stone walls of teeth
Here I stand, clad in Clangeddin's raiment
To stare upon the common seat of Cormytes
Awaiting another storm of swords-also me

"Bring the drugs baby I could bring my pain." -The Weeknd

"Each person has unspeakable distress. When I remember the past annoyingly I cry; the reality of today is too cruel, too severe, and doesn't even offer me a dream. Imagining the future brings me yet another kind of tears" -Aya Kito one Liter of tears

Whooo... all this talk of Umar brings back memories, let me tell you! My great-great-cousin One-Knee was one of the adventurers that hunted the Great Witch of the Hills a long time ago. Said she had a fondness for little children and that her house was made out of chocolate candy, of all things. Personally, a house made of turnips sounds much more appealing, but One-Knee stated decisively that the house was delicious, nevertheless. According to his stories, the witch was dead... something about getting shoved in an oven... but then Grammy Jansen said that One-Knee was pretty delusional, so who knows?-The legendary Jan Jansen

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
-Andrew Brown (not the baseball player)

“Tell them you have more naked friends in the woods.”
— The Wizard

“A fair fallhammer!” – Common:- a dwarven saying expressing something satisfyingly good, such as a meal, a brawl, a decision, or victorious confrontation (Realmslore: Daily Dwarf Common by Ed Greenwood)

"Why are we, as people, worth saving? We still commit murder because of greed, spite, jealousy. And we still visit all of our sins upon our children. We refuse to accept responsibility for anything that we’ve done. We decided to play God, create life. When that life turned against us, we comforted ourselves in the knowledge that it really wasn’t our fault, not really. You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you’ve created. Sooner or later the day comes when you can’t hide from the things that you’ve done, anymore.”-Commander William "Bill" Adama, BSG.

Most men today cannot conceive of a freedom that does not involve somebody's slavery.

W. E. B. Du Bois
Sadly this is still as true now as it was when he first said those words.

"So let me get this straight, all we have to do is get past an enemy fleet, avoid a tachyon detection grid, Beam into the middle of Klingon headquarters, and avoid The Brotherhood of The Sword, long enough to set these things up & activate them in front of Gowron?

- Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, repeating the near-impossible task ahead of members of Deep Space Nine's crew.