Google translate is still not that good.

Wot m8?

ah poor guy cannot give away free stuff for free, muh generosity stooped ruls

... huh... steal every zig?!

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This kind of reminds me of my first puzzle...

Errrm... could you repeat that please?

I see the rich have stopped talking in sleep, so there's that that has improved.....

funny

"Report is useless, selective enforcement!" BAd case of translation, but sound really cool anyways:] I'm not laughing at you , I'm laughing with you bro.

I think OP left some cryptic message somewhere there guys... have you found it yet?

Boo hoo.

" Report is useless, selective enforcement! " #LOLOFTHEYEAR

2015 the year of selective enforcement

Selective enforcement is, not fortunate, many Disrespect.
Contact proper phone land, my Tomodachi Life!

Selective enforcement!

i dont know if its because im on heavy drugs right now...but this post makes total sense.
Free games are inessential, giveaways are futile, No selective enforcement has been applied.

I can not beleif the wonders on the intre-nets.!! so.. I have tell my wife, she has said that it is all for good that rockets have it now too!