Theory Of the Minecraft World *pre christian religion

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Tuti

Prewarning: No Flaming, No Flaming, No Flaming annndddd this is just for fun. A thought that crossed my mind.

EDIT: NEW WAY TO VIEW IT FOR NOW

I need more suggestions to make more pics, eventually it will all be put together in a long picture photoshop type deal.

"God was sad that Adam and Eve had disobeyed them. He told them that they had to leave the Garden of Eden,

"From now on you'll have to scratch a living from the soil. You'll need to make clothes and grow food.

Nothing will come easily -- not even childbirth.

And one day, you will die."

Steve = Adam
Villagers = early descendants of... adam
Zombies = "So I prophesied as he commanded me, and breath entered them; they came to life and stood up on their feet–a vast army." Ezekiel 37:10
Enderman = angels, the enderman randomly teleport and placing random blocks that may have a divine placement. annd from the minecraft wiki "An Enderman is a humanoid, neutral mob that will attack any Player if provoked and any mob that attacks it." and an angel is a humanoid too.(not all angels were good and perfect)
NO fish mobs (even though you can catch fish) = Plague of blood "The fish in the Nile will die"
desert temple = boom! pyramids
nether portal = obviously gate to hell
The End = the last stage of hell in dantes inferno
Ender Dragon = youve guessed it.... The Devil. "In Christian symbolism, the dragon has long been associated with the "serpent of old", the devil, also known as Satan."

I just posted it here too on minecraft forum

11 years ago*

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SemiJames

I'll let you believe what you want.

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Tuti

hehe yeah im not religious just wanted to say b4 ppl turn their "lets argue" switch on

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carlinhosbraum

And Notch is Buddha.

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CatastrophicLolcats

My theory of the Minecraft world is that everything is constructed out of poorly optimised Java strings.

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ErrEff

The best theory.

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BarefootMonkey

Minecraft fish are transparent when wet.

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Aziraphale1981

Minecraft fish shift phase when exposed to water and therefore exist outside of Minecrafts Dimensions.

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Tuti

thats what someone told me about god minus the water o.0
but then actually saw a documentary about the egyptian creation story and yup it started with water or something like that.
EDIT: Found the story you can read here

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Aziraphale1981

So you saying someone told you got is a being that exists outside the dimensions we know, but still is omnipotent and allknowing considering our universe?

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Tuti

they just proposed god can exist with out having to be created because god is outside of the dimension we live in now and time itself.

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Aziraphale1981

This does sound a bit odd. Since we assume that time is determined by the speed of light, even in a multidimensional universe, god cannot exist outside of time. therefore there has to be some point where god started to exist.

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Tuti

in a universe that god or a god can exist in might not need light, time, or matter. time is a human concept a measuring tool to measure one event after another. this universe has already been measured. but another dimension can exist outside of time. dr.who did it i dont see the problem :#

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Aziraphale1981

I love dr. who, but i can't set aside the assumption that every Universe must have a set of rules to operate by, in our case physics, renders the existence of an allknowing, omnipotent immortal being invalid. But i would not exclude that the flow of time may be different in other universes, allowing much superior beings.

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