Yay, storytime! This time, he's ranting about bronies!


19:14 - Yatterman: The topic of the story as requested by Turtle

19:14 - Yatterman: Why I hate ponies and not furries.

19:15 - Yatterman: The reason I hate ponies is because they try so fucking hard to force themselves upon other people

19:15 - Yatterman: anyway

19:15 - Yatterman: I fucking hate when bronies enter a chat

19:15 - Yatterman: and go HI EVERYPONY

19:15 - Yatterman: IT's like why

19:15 - Yatterman: I'm not a fucking brony

19:15 - Yatterman: gtfo

19:15 - Yatterman: Now furries

19:15 - Yatterman: they are neutral

19:15 - Yatterman: they don't want other people to be furries

19:15 - Yatterman: and they don't force themselves onto other people

19:16 - Yatterman: So it's like they are ok people who aren't extremely fucking annoying, while ponies on the other hand try to force their fandom onto others

19:16 - Yatterman: /endrant

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:V

Am I a steamgifts celebrity now? Would anyone like to buy an autograph?

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I'll give you two children and a licorice whip if you autograph my man boobs.

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I'll only do it for Twizzlers.

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Sign my pony! /trollface

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3 children, a hairy Twizzler and we have a deal.

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can I trade it for a fart in a jar? pleaseee

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:o

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What if it's a furry, who happens to like watching the show?

Actually genuinely intregued.

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Well... with minor adjustments I've got 2 new wallpapers.

After months of people being like 'you just don't understand it man! You have to watch it, if you watch it, you'll get it.' and I was bored as balls and said 'f--- it.' So I watched it.

First episode - This is a really stupid kids show.
Second-4th Episode - Yeah, this show has nothing amazing about it. It is actually just a show for children, about friendship and co-dependence.
5th-8th Epside - Yep, fuck this I'm done, I gave it substantially more than a fair shot, and this is completely garbage. Bronies are either children, stupid, or actually some mixture of pedophile/furries who can't really explain that as 'why they like the show' to people in public, so they try to get other people to watch the show to find out if the other person is like they are.

On second thought, I don't care enough to make wallpapers out of those, but thank you for them nonetheless. It was certainly worth a giggle, if not a laugh.

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Who cares about Yatterman stories :P

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SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS.

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Macea @ winning

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Kinda this.

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Hey, you read and responded to both. You have to care.

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The last one was an interesting situation you found yourself in. This is just a rant based on views I already knew you had.

You start to have expectations when entering threads, I was at least expecting a story.

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I didn't make the thread. Someone else decided to. /shrug

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It's okay, pony.

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Oh yeah, because a picture of a robot slashing a unicorn wich is not even styled like the show CERTAINLY hurts me. It makes my testuckles BLEED.

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Yeah, because i haven't seen that pic before.

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Glad to bring something new into someones life.

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Someone didn't read "My Little Pony " in the background.

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logical.

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Quite a broad generalization.

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They're both sexually insecure children with a lack of shame and common sense, without mentioning taste. Saying one of those groups is better than the other is a blatant biased lie.

In conclusion, Yatterman is a closet furry. This is an awful story because it's a rant, and I regret reading it to little Jimmy.

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Ironically enough, machismo is a sign of insecurity.

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BROHOOF!

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I dont do that.

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Calm down everypony.

edit: Nevermind, you are a member of Something Awful. My hatred towards you just rose to an indescribable level.

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You are doing the thing you claim to hate to try to troll me. Your argument falls kind of flat when you dont even attempt to be reasonable.

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xD So silly.

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+1

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So this would be why I got instabanned from your joke group when I was basically just playing along?

In our defense, you're basically taking our equivalent of those fat guys who cosplay as Princess Leia in her slave bikini and pretending that they're the mainstream. We genuinely do mostly avoid saturating people with crap they don't care about.

Yeah, I do tell people that the show and its fandoms are a pretty interesting thing to take part in, but only if they ask me what kinds of hobbies I have. And I say "video games" first.

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Chat Access - January 19th @ 2:15pm - Trollestia [Bananas?] was un-banned from chat by Yatterman

Member Left - January 19th @ 2:15pm - Trollestia [Bananas?] left group

Chat Access - January 19th @ 2:14pm - Trollestia [Bananas?] was banned from chat by Raiden

No one kicked you. You left your self. I even unbanned you from chat right after. Please make up more lies <3

edit: Raiden even chat banned you on accident and said he meant to chat kick you.

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Well, it basically came across to me as being "hey, you know how we weren't being serious about any of this? We lied, gtfo pony." I'm courteous enough to leave when asked.

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Closed 12 years ago by Turdl.