I feel like we should all whitelist you just because of this thread.
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I'm sorry, I only had 5 beers and 5 shots, I don't know the first thing about being drunk...
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I'm also drunk! If I can offer some suggestion, go get in the shower and use up all the hot water so that your daughter cannot be bathed before bed. Also, go sleep in the bedroom while your wife and kids watch some ridiculous show without you. If you're smart like I am, you'll have hidden additional alcohol on the front porch for after your family goes to bed. That's when video game fun time begins. Also drink your wife's wine when you run out of your own beer and stuff.
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The Marine in me says to "keep drinking" but I'm pretty sure that was actually the cure for a hangover. Regardless, I think you should just keep drinking.
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Give away some free keys in annoying manners. Bring back the days of the drunken Llama!!!!!
DRUNKEN ODDLLAMA FOR LIFE!
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lol you just posted it as I was about to ask the same thing :P
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I drunk too much today... what can I do now? I will read all your sugestions xD
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