I am drunk

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.
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Shave his balls with a rusty razor.
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Put him in the long boat till he's sober,
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Take him and shake him and try to awake him.
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206 Comments

Sleep.

buy 10 copies of fallout 4 and giveaway them :)

go to bathroom soon

and remember to switch off the light after

i cant remember when i was drunk last time

drink lemon juice and eat something - it works for me

I'm love drunk

headache medication before bed, preferably something mild on the stomach and Bloody Mary when you wake up, (as long as you aren't driving anywhere)

sniff some glue

Force yourself to drink lots of water, 2 liters or so.Maybe it's not too late to prevent hangover.