me no like u doing things i no likey, so u bad, u vewy bad (strwip cwubs)..

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I'm a strong christian and i dont approve of this message... now, leave before i report you.

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but but stwippers

11 years ago
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I'm strong -InsertReligion- and what you said offends me.

In other words, stop with the Religious bullshit on a Gaming site.

11 years ago
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you really dont get it do you?

11 years ago
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That fact that you were being a complete ass to someone that was simply giving an opinion?
Everyone in this forum is so obtuse.

11 years ago
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You... REALLY don't get it, do you?

11 years ago
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I don't get it. Can you please explain!

11 years ago
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I'm going to spoil the joke by explaining it. Read no further, those of you who despise that kind of thing.

This entire thread is a parody of another thread in which the OP (who amusingly has commented in this thread playing along with the joke) bemoaned the fact that some acquantances were going to a strip club. D3struction's comment is a parody of several of the OP-on-the-other-thread's comments. Unfortunately, the OP has completely deleted his post at the top of the thread and replaced it with a response to the commenters, so the joke doesn't make as much sense if all you've read is the new version.

Here ends the explaination of the joke.

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Ahh, yes. I remember that thread. The person wanted to know how to explain to them what they were doing was morally wrong I think. A Religion is a lot like a penis. I'm glad if you have one but, I don't want you to try and, force it down people's throats.

11 years ago
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Don't tell me what not to do with my penis.

11 years ago
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yo

11 years ago
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Sir, can I interest you in a complimentary irony detector upgrade?

Your present model seems to be malfunctioning.

11 years ago
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Yeah, people like to hide behind religion all the time, total BS.

11 years ago
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I'm a virgin and your religion offends me. Now buy me a hooker before I report you.

11 years ago
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Buys you a hooker

11 years ago
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I'm strong. Leave.

11 years ago
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Ok.

11 years ago
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take a whore better

11 years ago
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meow meow meow meow moe

11 years ago
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be sure to tip generously

11 years ago
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how much? its mah first time

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I dont know, sorry I dont partake in things like that

have fun though I guess :)

11 years ago
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Why don't you try it for yourself and find out?

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Just look at how much the other creepy old guys are tipping,and follow suit.

11 years ago
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but, as a strong christian i donated all my money to the keep women from stripping organization, how acquire more money?

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By becoming a stripper obviously.

11 years ago
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Was that how you made your campaigning money? :O

11 years ago
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Yeah, probably, its all a bit foggy.

11 years ago
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Bump on the head will do that to you.

11 years ago
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lol whaaaaa

11 years ago
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unkay

11 years ago
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Good luck.

11 years ago
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Change of venue...

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GABE BAR!

11 years ago
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awwww hail yeah

11 years ago
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Took some photos.

11 years ago
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take me with you :)

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:)

11 years ago
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I'd like some as well you know.

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best train ever

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You mean, the best kiddie train ever.

11 years ago
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yeah thats what i meant

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awwwww yeaaaaaaah

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i am christian and this offends me you misogynist pig! we're gonna have a talk when you get home and i'm gonna boycott stripclubs

11 years ago
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:'c

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i am a strong christian and you being offended offends me you piggy misogynist

11 years ago
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Miss your genes, pigs!

11 years ago
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i would not go to a strip club because you might see someone you know

11 years ago
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as long as its not my dad... ._. cause then that would be awkward.

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My aunt works for one. I can agree with this statement.

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okay now THAT is really an awkward turtle (that is if you see her there)

11 years ago
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So, why would it matter, that means they would be there also....if anything you can laugh about it with them later.

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I got to say, on this one it fully depends on the reason they are there. I'm sure most people wouldn't want to be surprised by finding out a family member is an employee. At least not on the spot like that, and on that note I suppose it also depends on how close the family member is to you.

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I would ask for a discount if I found someone I knew(Family, friend, whatever) working in a stripclub. :-D!

Happy days!

11 years ago
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Why would you want a discounted lap dance from a family member?

11 years ago
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Employee(Bartender, greeter, etc...), nice try though!

11 years ago
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nice try?

11 years ago
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I thought you were insinuating that I loved getting lap dances from family :-P.

11 years ago
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LAWL

11 years ago
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what?

11 years ago
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I want to go to the stripclub too!

11 years ago
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Ok

The groups open to all genders and we practice equality.

11 years ago
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as a strong christian, i didnt read a damn thing you posted BUT IM PRETTY SURE I DONT LIKE IT YOU MISOGYNIST

11 years ago
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Its ok, I still accept and love you.

11 years ago
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hahaha best thread evaarrr.

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LMFAO.

Guys im opening a strip club - that has to be better than going to one... right?

11 years ago
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You're a monster. How could you do this?

. . .

Strip club is two words. I just don't understand how some people can live with themselves.

11 years ago
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Not if you say it real fast.

11 years ago
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As a strong christian, i dont like people going to dog shows. They're objectifying dogs like they're just some creatures of beauty when really they are intelligent beings that must be treated as individuals. Your anti-dog ways disgust me, and I hope you don't listen when your cat room mates tell you they want to go. All i wanted to do was play vidyas but now they're saying im worse than brand name catfood. You people and your zoophobe ways disgust me

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if i was to have sex with a dog it would probably be a border collie

11 years ago
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even joking about beastiality

no.... just no

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Do you feel offended?

11 years ago
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This comment was deleted 5 years ago.

11 years ago
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You have 10 seconds.

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10..

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9...

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the cops cant touch me

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Mentioning that you are a strong christian everywhere probably doesn't make much sense in a forum like this. Just look at my name and profile picture, so far I don't think anyone commented on it on these forums. I've had just a few guys who mentioned it in multiplayer games or something like that, and they were all catholics who grew up in catholic school or something. I'm a protestant.

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LMFAO xD

11 years ago
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Me and my friend were talking about stripclubs a couple days ago and we were saying theyre awesome of course because of the woman but they just exploit the hell out of men and get so much money for it, its kinda a genius idea.

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Reverse misogyny ftw!

11 years ago
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Thats nice...

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I think we've got a new meme about a strong christian who doesn't approve

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