Whyyyyyyyyy

I feel your pain.

It's only $1 right now in the Humble Bundle.

Buy it.

But I don't have 1$ ;_;

Give someone on the street a quick bj.

Such a smart guy

Did you know the reply button can be used for replying?

I'm a successful business man. I also just happen to magically be an expert in it because I once lived in Las Vegas. If you trust me, I could be your pimp. All I ask is for you to be my friend.
Edit: cryonseris, reply button is too mainstream. Lets go retro on this bitch... Like type writer retro.

These stealth begging threads should be outlawed. Wardeathfun has given you a definitive answer. Please close the thread now...

I see..